Blue Moon Rehash no 60
30th December 2009
Hare: Pole Dancer
Seven O'clock sharp, rain had stopped, we met up at the Universität fountains, Shut up and Bend over was there first, waiting for Bottom Blower and Sno Balls. Just Chris turned up and so did the hare, Pole Dancer who kept going back to the hash car for stuff. We waited around for a little while, had some flour talk with no flour and were told about checks with no false trails (although we did see one but it looked quite old) so set off in the right direction.
We were going towards Leopold Str. shouting loudly on on into the bars, some of us checking the trail by actually running around the check, with Sno Balls taking the lead most of the time, although Bottom Blower found the markings for some of the checks too. We ended up in a muddy englisher gartens. The trail was made with very big flour markings, I reckon I could have baked at least three cakes with one blob. We heard the late coming walkers, a barking Tobi with Moremen Hardon and a virgin, just Markus. So they joined us at the drink stop, the Chinese Tower. Pole Dancer had provided us yet again with the beer from Oktoberfest Hash, yes he still has some left and yes it is still in date, he also informed us he will keep on bringing it until it is gone.
After the drink stop we sort of made a quick way back to the circle, well it was cold.
Had a look through the windows of the Students who had locked themselves in, they are on strike because the fees will go up and the courses will take longer ? so Moremen Hardon informed us.
And after sorting out the hash fees, we circled up. Pole Dancer was the RA and a good job he did with the weather,
First down down went to Moremen Hardon who had a barking dog. She then locked him in the car.
And then comments on the run were: lots of flour, wet, sucked totally pants, gut and Pole Dancer had his down down.
The virgin was Markus who is single, likes it on top and the teacher was Moremen Hardon (who also made him come)
Pole Dancer told us he had informed himself about the blue moon by looking up mickypedia, and decided that the moon wasn't blue, but it did look blue, so Sno Balls had a down down,
Then those who were wearing blue clothing had a down down, Just Markus, Just Chris and Sno Balls.
Then Shut up and Bend over started to do a moonie to the moon, so she pulled down her tracksuit bottoms, her long john's, her thermal, her woollies, her t-shirt and in the end a limo drove by so Snoballs did a quick moonie to that instead.
And in honour of the Full moon Mismanagement, Just Chris stood in for proxy RA (Auld Leeky Dick) and Bottom Blower was a proxy Baggy Snatch.
Just Chris had a down down for actually running on the circle for a check.
Moreman Hardon for bringing a virgin
According to Pole Dances stats. Moreman Hardon must have brought along at least 21 virgins to the hash, another down down.
At the drink stop Bottom Blower informed us she didn't like the taste of the oil in New York, so must have lost 3 kg whilst she was there. Down down.
Then Shut up and Bend over got a down down for telling her she should go back there again!
Sno Balls wanted to complain about the weather but was rebounded as he was wearing shortish leggings.
Then Pole Dancer told Just Chris to go for a walk. We were trying to think up some names for him, passion was a keeper, as he wanted to kiss someone under the mistletoe, and we also had wild passion at the drink stop. Then we started watching him as he was walking around the fountains, getting us dizzy watching him , and as he had previously run around the check, getting dizzy again he was then told to join us.
He knelt down and Pole Dancer gave him his new hash name:
Quick swing low then off to the on after, which was well deserved pizza.
and a hashy new year from
here's the quick version:
Moremen Hardon 4
Sno Balls 4
Just Chris 3 now known as Dizzy Passion
Just Markus 2
Shut up and Bend over 2
Bottom Blower 2
Pole Dancer 1