Rehash For R*n: 514, Unterschleißheim, 11th Jun 2011

Run 514
Hare: Great Balls of Fire
Venue: Unterschleißheim
Date: 11.06.2011
 
It was a small crowd that braved the downpour and ventured out to
Unterschleißheim to see what Great Balls of Fire would serve up in terms of a
run. Actually the downpour lasted all day before the run started and as so often
happens at the hash (except at the D-Day run apparently) the rain miraculously
stopped in time for the run.

After initially running around in circles in town and meeting potential hashers
with huge hash horns along the way, the trail slowly made its way into the
Berglwald. After not quite running half of the promised 20 mile trail we arrived
at the first of the 5 beer stops. OK, the run turned out not to be 20 miles and
there was only one beer stop. And it was here that Brokeback Mount me joined us
after having run from Karlsfeld. The keg of Weißbier was dutifully finished and
the majority of the pack opted for the short cut to the finish.
 
As the RA was not present (again!) AC/DC thankfully stepped in as RB and called
the circle to order.
 
Tuulips was called in for th*nking
Great Balls of Fire was forced to listen to the opinions on his run and then,
“Here’s to the hare, he’ true blue …” and so on.
Bones was punished for not wanting to RA and drank as the scribe.
Tuulips and Brokeback MountMe were punished for not wearing hash gear and for
being mistaken as Virgins.
Generic tutored the “Virgins”
Boggers from London was welcomed to the Munich Hash. Respect! Boggers has 2000
runs to his credit. Get a life.
Bottom Blower made him come.
Smokestack, Great Balls of Fire and Bones were punished for not using Hash
Handles
Smokestack was playing music on her iPod at the drink stop and should have known
better.
Boggers had a singing cock (at least that is what I noted down) and this was
deemed deserving of a free beer.
Brokeback MountMe was a little late in arriving having run all the way from
Karlsfeld to be in time for the drink stop. He received his just reward.
Tuulips and Smokestack were DFLs
Tuulips also was an FRB – go figure!
Great Balls of Fire felt the cold and was displaying his nipple thermometers.
The beer warmed him somewhat though.
Boggers and Great Balls of Fire were POTs
Boggers POT’ed twice
Then AC/DC and Bottom Blower were charged with I don’t know what.
Hazukashii was an anonymous hasher
Hazukashii did not blow and this was considered a chargeable offence
Eager Beaver and Hazukashii were stoopid
Tuulips had a camel Foot and Great Balls of Fire displayed a lunch box, and we
know that for this one has to drink
Bones’ ring has been all around Munich and for this he was forced to drink.
Great Balls of Fire was called in again for something to do with Porn.
Tuulips did not wear a hash T-shirt although she had no excuse and was punished
appropriately.
Smokestack, Eager Beaver and Great Balls of Fire were throwing apples (or were
they figs after all?) and for this sign of disrespect were given a free beer
Boggers and Speed left the circle without permission.
Smokestack, Palmala Handerson (lookalike = Great Balls of Fire), Pillow Pleasure
(Generic as lookalike), Brokeback Mountme, Hazukashii and Boggers were awarded a
down-down for some offence relating to the 500th run.
Great Balls of Fire’s down down was considered great and so he got another.
Great Balls of Fire was called to nominate someone for a down down and couldn’t.
He drank.
Hazukashii was spotted wearing different clothes than those he hashed in and
since the RA’s permission was not obtained to change, he was punished.
Smokestack was wearing oversize Neptunus patches and as everyone knows they are
inappropriate, she was given her just reward.
Great Balls of Fire was pissing in the circle. (Note: I don’t remember this but
this is what it says in my notes and therefore must be true)
AC/DC and Bones were rewarded for being RBs.
Smokestack and Brokeback Mountme do not the difference between apples and figs
and were given an identification enabler in the form of an amber liquid.
All Brits were called in to celebrate the Queen’s birthday.
Brokeback Mountme and Generic were playing with a dog in the circle. The perfect
excuse to sing Bestiality’s best boys …
Then for good measure Eager Beaver was called for misidentification of apples,
or were they figs.
Bottom Blower had no sense of humour and was given some of Munich’s finest.
Great Balls of Fire drank again.
Eager Beaver and Speedo were meanwhile involved in a domestic tiff and were
given something to calm them down.
Brokeback Mountme was abusing beer and was punished.
Tuulips was adjudged to be wearing new shoes by means of the tried and trusted
gravity method. Works every time.
The apple throwers were punished one more time.
Finally because Hazukashii and Generic were in a hurry to get to the restaurant
they were awarded the final down-down.
 
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