Rehash For R*n: 519, Unterhaching, 20th Aug 2011

R*n: 519

Hare: Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck

This weekend we found ourselves in the green country side of Unterhaching. It was a bright sunny/hot day (Thanks RB).
Perfect for a nice r*n and some cold beer provided by the hares. After some initial confusion where we were to gather
due to lacking markings, we eventually found the hares and the pre-chilled pre r*n beers. Hot Day, Cold beer. What
more can you ask for..  The meeting point was in the Orts park, who's duckpond seemed to be a bit lacking in water,
probably due to the economy and lack of a duck pond water budget.

After we got propery lubed, chalk talk commenced and we were off thru the city and out into the green fields outside
the city, with some runners forgetting how to read the trail markings which were just mentioned not more then 2 minutes
previously. Needless to say they were rewarded for their lack of short term memory.

The trail eventually wound its way to an old airport where the drink stop was conveniently placed next to the old
runway. Being that it was such a hot day, the cold beers waiting for us were quickly consumed and a few people
started to rub each other down with the remaining ice, which to say was a very nice show with a few "poppers"
in attendance.

After the public sex show the trail continued down the runway and back into town for the circle where many
more cold beers were consumed by all. After a bit more lubrication and more ice rub downs, the RB opened
the circle for comments on the trail. Some of these comments were: No Shiggy (x3), No Bugs, Ice Rub down,
To Hot, To Easy, No Idea, Whips & Chains.. After which the hares were called in and given their thank you
down-downs.

Next up, in go the virgins or actually just the 1 virgin.. Just Chris from Ottobrun, whos is unfortunatly
Not Available (Sorry Ladies),and Shitty Fingers made him come.

Next up were the visitors. Just Kelly from Maryland, Single, And she made herself come.
Shitty Fingers, Taken, From Dubai, and he made himself come. White Willie, From Dusseldorf,
Single, and he made himself come as well.

After that the list of egregious offenses was dolled out by our fearless RB. A list of which
can be found below.

Hares - Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck
25 Runs    - Nose Driver
No Mugs - Palmala Handerson
Stretching Before R*n - Electric Wiener
No Hash Gear - Pillow Pleasure, Electric Wiener, Just Kelly
Registered for R*n 500, but didn't show (Went to the wrong Lake) - Pillow Pleasure
Failure to read trail markings - Pillow Pleasure, Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck
Sweating to much - Shitty Fingers
Virgin Checker - Bottom Blower
Th*nking on Trail - Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck
Virgin On-On - Just Chris, Bottom Blower
Worst Shortcutters - Bottom Blower, AC-DC
Misdirected FRB - White Willie
Short Cutting Bastards - Bottom Blower, Pillow Pleasure
Walkers - Palmala Handerson, Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck, White Willie, Just Kelly, Little Bit, Cumming Numb
FRBs - Nose Driver, Blink Blink Fuck
Undecided R*nners or Walkers - AC-DC, Pillow Pleasure, Just Chris, Bottom Blower, Shitty Fingers
Fest hash Reject Party - White Willie
Hasn't laid trail in 2011 - Little Bit
Great Sex - Palmala Handerson
Wanking iUser - Electric Wiener
Po*nting in the Circle - Nosediver

After the end of yet another great r*n, Swing low was sung and we all went to the local on After
where the hares picked up the first round of drinks.. Wooohooo, now thats good haring...

These were the events as best remembered and scribed by my hand.

Palmala Handerson