Rehash For R*n: 525, Harlaching, 1 Oct 2011

Hares: Pillow Pleasure & Devil

HashScribe: Nose Driver

o.k. ...imagine this,

You're the Hare for the first run after the looooong Oktoberfest Hash weekend, you are a virgin or swiss or swiss v….whatever, you probably think no one would show up. Therefore you are not in such a hurry to get to the meeting point in time cause nobody is there anyway.  = missing / late Hares for more then 15 min.  Of cause then you don't  really bother for long chalk talk, and more for good old times sake you place a “light blue” pile on the ground and declares that as wankers trail. White chalk is heavily overrated anyway if you ask me, so no one got an introduction (since obviously nobody showed up) = missing Chalk, missing talk ("it look's like this only in white") is not proper chalk talk.

So no one ran of into the Harlachinger Forst with beautiful threes, trails and very long distances from the checks to the next mark. After about 55 !!! min. no one finally reached the drink stop. Needless to say that there where no drinks..…..naturally, so no one was really in the mood of resting due to the long way back along the higher banks of the Isar, down to the river and through Grünwald and Harlaching where no runners and no wankers meet almost at the same time.

Of course the punishment for such a undisciplined behavior (see above) had to be brutal, so no one called the hares into the circle and it was thanks to Chloé (who is old enough to join the Hash but just too young to judge over life and death)  that they didn't get burned at the stake made of tea candles. They actually lit the candles themselves, the poor naive things...most likely in the hope it would't come so bad in the circle………but it didn't really help. It did not help either that Teen Volf from Taipeh Hash steamed off after 5 min on the run and was first seen again at the drink stop without marking trail or anything…listen skinny furball, at the munich hash…no one gets left behind….if necessary.

At the end it was like that : Devil (Hare) got a few Vodka Orange DD´ns because when she finally arrived at the Drink stop……..you know….Pillow Pleasure (Hare) got a few more DD cause we where more runners than wankers, Eager Beaver, Half Monty, Devil and others for being the proxy of ……others. Just Mike from Winnipeg came 4 times in 7 Days because of Cumming N. made him coming (impressive, but we've all seen better)  and got a DD, Devil for worst Songmeister ever, therefore we all turned into Songmeisters and got ourselves a DD for it, Pillow Pleasure for also not marking as last Hasher on trail, Nose Driver and Blink Blink for sex in the circle( they couldn't wait to get home), so could not Just Mike an Pillow P. later on at the on after. Whit the most obvious excuse, "I have to take a shower" they sneaked out……..together……just to come back 30 min. later, both with a big grin on there faces. (I believe they had a shower too) . Devil got a DD for permanent pointing at her own "light blue" markings at the wankers trail shouting "there, there is one". Everybody got a DD who nearly lost his life on the river last week, so Blink Blink, Pillow Pleasure, Half Monty proxy of Pink ...something, Nose Driver for not being David Hasselhof but saving a harriette on Saturday anyway and trying to be hero (what a idiot….she still had her clothes on), Teen Volf for consistent wanking in the circle, Just Mike because ..for whatever, Speedo for taking over the Song/Beermeister part and not knowing all the lyrics either. Very spastic swing low and of we went to a fine, a bit poshi place near by with good food and to the joy of Just Mike….Wies´nbier.
In summary – Late Hares, Ballbusterlike Trail with a Drinkstop with no Drinks, Songmeister with amnesic dementia, Vodka Orange for DD......it was a perfect Hash Day on a warm and sunny afternoon in Munich.

On On
Nose Driver