Rehash For R*n: 526, Hebertshausen, 15 Oct 2011

The day started very cold but as we neared 4 o'clock the sun warmed us 
all up and even persuaded some of us to take off some clothes. The sun 
also helped bring a few virgins, in fact a quarter of today's hash 
were virgins. The virgins, hashers and hares, Bones and Generic didn't 
have to wait too long for the biermeister of the day, Pole Dancer with 
Shut up & Bend Over.

Generic had a slight confused look on her face ? do we have any 
wankers? She asked. And to the amazement of B..M..W.. there were no 
wankers. For him that was the first time ever since hashing with the 
Munich Hash House Harriers that a trail had no wankers. Well sort of.

Anyway after chalk talk we were soon on the right track, Bottom Blower 
even being a FRB (there is a photo somewhere, I'm sure) for about 5 
seconds. Loose Nutz and Shut up & Bend Over were admiring the good job 
the farmers had done harvesting their tatties, not like the shoddy job 
done in Englschalking. The virgins were keen to check. Thankfully they 
didn't overhear the hares asking each other if they knew which way to 
go. And we even went through the town of Hebertshausen, admiring the 
parked Ferraris and porsches (actually it might have been a 
Lamborghini but I can't spell that) Drink stop was found in the bushes 
and as Bottom Blower was a serious DFL she missed all the fun that 
happened on the trail back. I'm sure we will soon find out when the 
nominations are dished out.

So after drinking mulled wine and munching on the snacks provided by 
Shut up & Bend Over we circle up for business.

First down down went to Loose Nutz for doing a Chinese fire drill. 
Then B..M..W.. and Bones had a down down for being the RB's for the 
night with B..M..W.. starting off with the hares, Bones and Generic. 
Comments on the run: beautiful (must have been a virgin) super, sweet 
(more virgins) doable, too hilly not enough beer so the hares had 
their down downs. Loose Nutz was the song meister, and he really knows 
his two songs he likes to sing and Bottom Blower was the scribe.   
Thanks to Birdbrian for proving the fingerless gloves in the goody bag 
, they really did the trick.
Then we were introduced to all 5 virgins! First was James from 
California, his wife made him cum but not to hashing, then Just Claire 
from Canada, she had been living in Munich for two years and had never 
been hashing so she had an instant down down. Next we had Maureen from 
Boston, then Vinny from India, he had also been in Munich for two 
years so also had a down down. Last but not least was Paul from 
Munich. Welcome to Munich Hash House Harriers!!
Next were out visitors, Long Shanks, White Willie and Mother Darling, 
she is a crap hasher.
As I had mentioned, B..M..W.. was really amazed that there were no 
wankers, but Pink Lady and Bottom Blower had to drink for walking on 
the runners trail. Late cummer was Pole Dancer, our biermeister and 
has he never drinks along the very late cummer, Smokestack drank with 
him. Loose Nutz called in our hot blooded lady, Merry Marugoto ? it 
doesn't matter how cold you are as long as you have a warm heart! It 
was really cold in the morning, and B..M..W.. drank with Betty Boop 
for joining us on a winter run as you know they are summer hashers! 
Pole Dancer was caught wearing some very gay attire and it wasn't his 
pink underwear either! B..M..W.. and Bottom Blower were caught wearing 
other peoples scarfs, one had Betty Boop stitched on it, the other was 
small and had pink stitching with friends for ever. Pillow Pleasure 
was called in for having hippy clothing, then Long Shanks and Loose 
Nutz had a down down for wearing shorts. Mother Darling and Bottom 
Blower had a down down for their private party.
Pole dancer was late because he tipped Herbertshausen into his navi 
which as we all know is up north somewhere. There was some lost 
property to be claimed. Shut up & end Over found a photo of Bones with 
another Harriet in his arms, so he had a down down. Talking of lost 
property, Loose Nutz finally found Smokestacks other shoe, do you 
remember? She kidnapped Bottom Blower's shoes and abandoned hers at 
Loose Nutz party (hash no. 521)
We have hashers who have no lives, Generic had her 100th run hip flask 
presented to her, and when one 100th runner drinks, all 100th runners 
drinks so B..M..W.. and Betty Boop joined her, all their flasks were 
filled with Jack Daniels. The next 100th runner won't be having Jack 
Daniels as Who's Your Daddy? finished the bottle...
Bottom Blower had a down down for being an FRB. Just James is from 
California so Shut Up & Bend Over and Smokestack joined him as they 
had hashed there as well. White Willie found the beer at the drink 
stop so had a down down for festing up. Pole Dancer saw a couple of 
tall buildings with beacons, actually they were B..M..W.. and Long 
Shanks, so they drank for their hats.
Finally Hung Like This tells us how she got her hash name and Vini 
Vidi V*ttu joined her. Hung like this had another down down for 
wearing hats in the circle. White Willie needed a beer and used the 
opportunity to ask who will be joining him at the next hash (he will 
be haring) so Just Maureen, Just James and Pillow Pleasure joined him 
And the rest of the virgins.V3 didn't trust the hares, or the hashers, 
not too sure what happened there, but the hares and V3 drank. Just 
James had technology on the run so the virgins joined him in his down 
down.
Smokestack was asked why did she have a shoe, so drank for it. Loose 
Nutz had a down down for being a crap songmeister. All the virgins 
were caught wanking in the circle. Then B..M..W.., Betty Boop and 
Smokestack were caught having sex in the circle. Just Claire had cold 
hands so chose Just James to warm them up. Pillow Pleasure had to 
nominate someone so she chose Loose Nutz coz he is. A train passed by 
so White Willie was nominated to drink a down down for Rigor Mortis. 
Pillow Pleasure wanted to know if White Willie could jump just like 
Willie. Merry Marugoto had a down down for being pretty much Polynesia 
Then the colonies and the Amies drank. Long Shanks and B..M..W.. drank 
for being tall German guys. Then Pole Dancer had a drink for being a 
splendid biermeister. Bottom Blower announced that the next hash which 
Pole Dancer attends will be a free hash for all the hashers. Loose 
Nutz had the last down down and led us into swing low.

We went to a Pizzeria for tea, and I enjoyed the service there.

On on

Bottom Blower


B..M..W.. 7
Loose Nutz 6
Just James 6
Just Claire 6
Just Maureen 5
Bones 5
Bottom Blower 5
Pole Dancer 5
Smokestack 5
White Willie 5
Generic 4
Just Vinny 4
Just Paul 4
Long Shanks 4
Betty Boop 3
Vini Vidi V*ttu 3
Mother Darling 2
Merry Marugoto 2
Pillow Pleasure 2
Hung like This 2
Pink Lady 1
Shut up & Bend Over 1