The surivors of the Glühwein Hash from the night before met those who had enjoyed a good nights sleep instead (cowards!) at Leonrodplatz. A very tall blond woman joined us, she looked remarkably like Cosmo, she admitted she's his sister. After Who's Your Daddy gave the chalk talk, the pack hashed away, through a military area, past a playground, on to Olympiapark. After the Tit check got solved eventually, the trail quickly went straight uphill. Hashers getting really thirsty with tasks like uphill running, got rewarded with a fancy schmancy drink stop with Champagne. And straw rum, which didn't receive as much appreciation. Wankers and r*nners continued, but after drinking the paint thinner/rum some Hashers got disoriented and followed the trail around the hill, while others went back to the On In in a straight line. Damn shortcutters!
Wankers and R*nners reunited, quickly formed a circle and the GM welcomed everyone to R*n #559.
First off, awards were given out to those who couldn't make it to the Christmas Hash 2 weeks ago.
- ATM got an award with most visits to the Munich Hash, 8 of them in 2012! Get a life!!!
- Cosmo: award for shittiest trail of the year in Aying. As Cosmo wasn't there today his sister took the award
- HLT got her award AGAIN for worst influence and got another down down for it. Maybe I should leave my award behind more often?
Comments were made on the trail, which included complaints about no shiggy, too many rabbits, that it was next to a circus, and Just Chloe preferred not to give a comment at all.
But she and Half Monty had to take a down down for being late comers.
The Hare was brought in the circle, the RA charged him for explaining signs for witchy way, or false trails, and then failing to actually have these on trail. We sang how shitty the trail was and made Who's Your Daddy drink.
Speedo got a down down reward for his golden ball, he likes to let it hang around his neck. It's so shiny!
Another down down was given to Dizzy passion, who got named by Pole Dancer 3 years ago and yet he tells people he has no hash name! Capital offence, beer needed to be drunk as punishment.
Suddenly Moose diver appeared, the "3 legged asshole". Somehow he didn't get a down down though...
Other charges included:
- Playful hashers Energize my bunny, Screwy Lewy and Hung Like This got down downs for playing at the playground
- Who's Your Daddy for setting up the first DS with only one bottle of beer, and that one was empty!
- 1st time visitor: Are They Real from Chicago
- Smells like Ass/Cosmo's sister, also visiting
- Dizzy passion, Little Banger and Moose Diver as returners
- Hung Like This for throwing a snowball like a girl (well I am!)
- Who's Your Daddy for letting us r*n so close to the BMW museum, yet BMW wasn't there, nor Bones! Lookalikes Palmela (Bones) and Energize My Bunny (Generic) joined him in the circle to take their down downs
- Screwy Lewy got called in the circle because he looks retired (or retarded? asked Cosmo), and Pole Dancer honoured the golf Association being founded on the same day in 1854. Moose Diver had to drink for that one, too
- Dizzy Passion and Cosmo for being pedophiles
- Pole Dancer made Half Monty and Are they Real tell a Santa Sex joke
- On the 2nd playground, Cosmo sat on a little horsy thing and nearly broke it. Poledancer was glad no kids were watching how Cosmo destroys their toys
- The Hare got a charge for asking where the wankers are at the drink stop, while they were already among the r*nners waiting for him to pour the champagne.
- Hung Like This and Speedo got a charge for playing with a bottle (I believe - co-scribe Screwy Lewy's handwriting is terrible)
- Moose Diver got his flask for r*nning 100 Hashes in Munich, which is also the amount of Poledancers r*ns in Munich. Seriously, get a life!
- Dizzy Passion had talked on trail about puking through one's nose, but he got reminded he said it only because of ATM, who's visiting from Stuttgart, who knows Puking Cougar there
- Half Monty peed on trail, he called in ATM who had peed on the same spot before, it was still steaming!
- The Hare and Screwy Lewy got punished for letting people try their nuts.
- Tripod Moose had to drink for being a later comer (finally)
- All people from Chicago (Are They Real and Ascot)
- Cosmo got a down down, but no one knew exactly why
- Hung Like This for running towards a huge penis on the playground at the Drink Stop
- After HLT had discovered that big, shiny, hard toy, Screwy and Ascot showed their acrobatic skills and got rewarded with a down down, Cosmo as well, again apparently no one knows why. Are They Real joined in the circle because of cours if one Chicagoan drinks, all Chicagoans drink
- Palmela explained why Santa has no children - it's because he comes only once a year
- The Beermeister and Ascot drank and told another joke
Then my notes get almost undecipherable and my memory blurry
- Little Banger got a charge for stealing punch lines maybe?
- We sang the zumba song for Chloe after a request from Half Monty
- Dizzy Passion drank for climing on a monkey's head
- Screwy and Dizzy failed to bring Hashgear --> Down Down for being anonymous Hashers
- HLT for doing a 360° on the swing set, but if one German drinks, all Germans drink obviously, so Energize, Little Banger (?), Speedo, SUBO, and Who's your Daddy drank with her
- Palmela, Cosmo, Who's your Daddy, reason for charge unknown
- Moose and SUBO explained why a christmas tree is better than a woman/man
And finally the Swing Low was sung. The author missed the On After, so not much can be said about that. Not that I would have remembered much after all these Down Downs...