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Rehash For R*n: 533, Olching
What I remember most about the run in Olching was of course the trip there. It was a great hashing day, the sun was shining somewhere above the rain clouds and the temperature was just above zero. Perfect for a hash.
Hares Bones and Generic had been working all day to put the trail together for us, and we tried to remember this as we run around the lovely rivers in Olching, travelling deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness, until we found the beer. The beer was Palauner, in one of those little tiny kegs, the kind you can buy in most bottle shops. We stayed until the tiny keg was empty. Luckily the walkers never made it to the beer check, so we could drink their beer too. Oh happy days. The trail had plenty of short cutting opportunitites, but oddly enough no one short cutted. Must have been the swim that put them off.
Hares Bones and Generic had been working all day to put the trail together for us, and we tried to remember this as we run around the lovely rivers in Olching, travelling deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness, until we found the beer. The beer was Palauner, in one of those little tiny kegs, the kind you can buy in most bottle shops. We stayed until the tiny keg was empty. Luckily the walkers never made it to the beer check, so we could drink their beer too. Oh happy days. The trail had plenty of short cutting opportunitites, but oddly enough no one short cutted. Must have been the swim that put them off.
We then ran back to the start for the circle and the AGM.
At the end, we were able to sample a new beer called F*cking Hell. Pamela brought along a bottle for us to share.
Hares: Bones & Generic
Hounds: Bottom Blower, AC/DC, Pole Dancer, Shut Up and Bend Over, Just Claire, Speedo, Cumming Numb, Long Shanks, Laid Marion, Just Matt, Just Marina (If I missed anyone, sorry).
Late Cummers: Great Balls of Fire, Hung Like This, Baggy Snatch, Half Monty, Just Chole, Pamela Handerson
The Hares had many down downs because they were the Hares.
The late cummers were all given a down down for missing trail. Can not understand it, the weather was perfect.
Just Claire was renamed Skully. Welcome Skully. (This is good, because I do not know how to spell Clare.)
Pole Dancer drank one down for not getting lost on trail.
Pamela and Speedo drank for the Fucking Hell.
Pamela and Speedo drank for the Fucking Hell.
All the Walkers drank for missing the beer check.
AC/DC drank because he does not bitch haggle snow. (my notes are a bit rough, this may be open to interpretation)>
Back Sliders: AC DC, Long Shanks, Skully and Baggy.
The following people drank because AC/DC did not know them: Hung Like This, Laid Marion, Just Matt adn Just Marina.
Bones was in the circle due to a dwarfs dick. Again my notes are not very clear.
Great Balls, Hung Like This, Pamela and Marina all showed up late and needed another drink.
Birdbrian got his 50 run mug.
Great Balls got his 25 run mug.
Bones could not find paper, Ou est la papier.
AC/DC and Laid Marion for kicking a monorail. Again the notes are not very clear. Sorry about that..
Long Shanks drank for white socks.
Birdbrian drank for not realizing that white socks are a fashion faux pas.
Bottom Blower is no longer the meaning of life. Yes another birthday.
A Benny Hill dance was performed. I think it must have been his birthday too.
Cumbing Numb and AC/DC drank for NCMS Fart Shurlock.
There was a down down for short people - Bottom Blower and SUBO.
Long Shanks had a nice hat.
Canadian down down - Birdbrian, Cumming Numb and Skully.
Long Shanks kind of reminded us of Cosmo so we made him drink for the crappy weather.
Bottom Blower - Small feet down down.
Long Shanks and Pamela Handerson - Safaro
Hung Like This adn GreatBalls - Shifting.
Matt and Skully - Private Party
Bones is not Australian.
Speedo and Pole Dancer were working together.
AC/DC is also not Australian but may be an Adidas model on the side.
Everyone was feelling a little more Oxy than moron.
To summarize, we all had 3 beers each and a really good time on the run.
Next came the AGPU. It was fun. The food was good. I think I have more work to do.
ONON to the next one.
Birdbrian
Hash Scribe for the day

