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Rehash For R*n: 534, Giselastrasse

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Run #534.  Hares: Pole Dancer & Shut Up and Bend Over. 
Hounds:  Sadly, my memory is not that good, but there were alot of hounds.  Probably around 30 or so, which made up for the cold weather.  
I may be a bit under the influence of legal drugs, but my memories of Run #534 are really something out of a film staring Jean Reno.  Lots of shooting, car chases, and wandering through the streets of some foreign city, in the case of today, it was Munich in the midst of a Sicherheits conference.  I felt really safe knowing that the Polizei had stopped the hare the day before, to let him know that hashers are just not safe.  Luckily he ignored them and continued to set an excellent run for all of us.  
Your poor scribe's legs had blown up due to some unplanned show boating on the ski hill the week before.  If anyone asks, I was skiing much like a young Hermann Maier (perahps about 3 years old).  Anyway my legs were destroyed, so I was walking.  We were following the sexy and available buns of Cumming Numb to the beer check.  Once at the beer check, we waited for the runners, who were apparently doing a winter tour of Englisher Garten.  It is most beautiful in the winter, but sadly also the most coldest, however our strong, well dressed hashers soldiered on and all of them made it to the beer check, except for poor Bohr who was eaten by a bear.  They get pretty hungry in the cold at these temperatures.  
As Birdbrian searched for an appropriate toilet, all the hasher enjoyed their beer, gluwein, rum and rum punch.  It was a joyous occasion.  
Following the drinks, we ran back to the little park at the start.  There were many drinks.  Bones for dressing like a wild boar, probably to scare off the bears, Baggy Snatch for stopping for donuts and showing up to the circle late, and many others.  However the most memorable was for Shut Up and Bend Over, who over 20 year has amasses an impressive 300 runs with the Munich Hash.  Way to go SUBO.  
Following the circle we retired to the Cafe Munich for drinks and dinner, to watch Bayern München loose the lead in the Bundesliga.
I thought I should write this before I forget anything.  Anyway, back to my Jean Reno film.
ONON
Birdbrian