Rehash For R*n: 324

Well, the weather gods were with us today..... sunny and warm weather.  
Is Show''em in town? Oh, she is, what a wonder.

The pack came in dribs and drabbles, and at 16:30 we finally started the trail.  The Hares Moose Diver and Cum into my Bush sent
us off into the northern reaches of Englischer Garten. There were two drink stops, one with a great view of the Isar.', 'After We made
it back to the Ungerer Bad, Deadleg rounded us up, and brought the hares into the circle for our enjoyment.  

Moose Diver and CimB were toasted with our not so nice words, but what is that?  CimB is wearing a HAT in the circle- so the slow
learners drank again, for you all know, that in Munich when one hare drinks ALL hares drink.  (Pick your cohare carefully- believe me,
I know that with great experience!).

Dr. Poo made here announcement of the On After Party, it was really a Roommate warming party, and she is a Harriette.  

At this point Showem took over the circle, and brought in our virgins- Antje, Pina, and Brad were shown how to drink by Thunder Thighs.
Newcomers and returners were next- StinkMonkle from Liverpool, and Bryan from Miami (his mom made him cum) both drank.  
Antje was seen sitting on Moose Diver''s car, so Josine and Goes Down Well drank for not training thier virgin well.  

Shut Up and Bend Over had to leave so she had a drink before she headed off, but she then drank a second drink for wanking in the circle.

Because we were waiting for the Hares so long at the beginning of the hash, Show''em wanted people to sing for us, but Cumming Numb,
Speedo, Tonto and Thunderthighs had to drink, they were toasted with Joe from the Button Factory (I HATE THAT SONG!).  
StinkMonkle left the circle without permission, so he drank.  

Our GM- Deadleg noticed that Show''em never gave the standard virgin exams- so all the virgins came back in- Antje is single and Josine and
Goes down Well made her come, Pina is divorced with lots of boyfriends, and Prude Mary made her cum, and Brad is undecided on this
singlehood, but she is not here, and Dr. Poo and Show''em made him cum.  But they drank too early, so Thunder Thighs were brought back in for poor teaching.

All those dressed for Halloween were forced to drink, CimB, Barbie (Ken Doll), Wo Bist Du? and Moose Diver all drank to the tune of Bat out of Hell.  
Then the hares drank again, for MD loosing the drink stop with the walkers.  Wo Bist Du was at the wrong exit of the UBahn.  

ThunderThighs tried to nominate the hares and Ken Doll, for something, but it rebounded back on here, so all drank.   
CimBush didn''t drink her beer, so they drank again.  
Barfy and Brad went and bought Beer on trail, so the got more beer, for feeling 2 drink stops were not enough.  
It seems Josine had a birthday so she drank, with Goes Down Well, who pointed her out.  
Dr. Poo caught Tonto pissing on Trail- his defence he was looking for Fawna.  
Virgin Brad was seen sitting on trail, so Show''em drank for his crime.  
Show''em then got Brad back, as he was heard on trail- "Does anybody know where we are going? What are we doing?" but after the 2 drink stops he decided
the liked this Hashing thing.

The walkers were finally noticed- so Thunder Down Under, Bryan, Pina, Prude Mary, Cumming Numb, and the Hares drank, but since Bryan is underage
he got to nominate his beer, and it went to Barfy.

Moose Diver then accused two women of Sexual Harrasement- CimBush- said to him, I want something warm and small in my hands, and Cumming Numb
said to him, Give me something and I won''t squeal on you.. so they all drank, as when one hare drinks all hares drink!

Ken Doll drank for having only 100 Days left in the Navy, and Brad drank too, as he wanted a beer.
Thunder Thighs then wanted to see the naked hashers - Ai, Prude Mary, Josine and Goes Down Well all drank.  

ShowEm put Wo Bist Du? on the spot, nominate or drink- so he drank.  
Tonto was then caught Pointing then T*inking.  
Thunder Thighs then tried to nominate all that haven't drank yet, but she could only name Elvis, and he drank already, So she drank with Show''em.  
Deadleg tried to make a nomination, he came in the circle, and Showem yelled- Fire in the Circle, poured beer on his cigarette, then Chinese Fire Drill
broke out, when the dust settled, Dr. Poo, Brad, Ken Doll, Thunder Down under all drank for being AMerican, and needing to Vote- but I found out Brad is
Canadian- he will drink for that next time.

Stink Monkle left the circle again without permission- slow learner then drank for his crime.  
Pina got to give a beer to someone- she picked Elvis, and Cum into my Bush gave a beer to Goes Down Well.  

Speedo lead us in Swing Low

On On

Cumming Numb