Otterfing, 30th July 2005
Considering the rain it was a good turn out â?? I suppose we were just making sure that Ruggie and his Vice really did mean to go.
We met up in the rain at Otterfing. Good job the bike sheds were roomy, they were put into good abuse. Whilst waiting for the next train.
Ruggie did the chalk talk with that yellow stuff he has been using for years, finally got rid of eh, Ruggie? Normal markings or were they? He had the extra markings of slugs. â??Orrible things, remind me of kartoffel KnÃ¶deln. Eugh. Donâ??t know what are worse, slugs or those knÃ¶deln. Eugh again. The train came and another 10 or so hashers turned up. We waited for them to get changed and then the hash started . . .
It wasnâ??t bad rain, you could run with your hoods down. And we soon came to the woods. The walkers and runners met up as there was an emergency on the trail: RA twisted her ankle. Edel Vice dashed back to her car and The Abominable Barfman zoomed back to his loved one. How did this accident happen? Well the answer is listening to the hare, big mistake. I learnt long ago not to follow the hares and these particular ones forgot where the drink stop was!!!
He told her not to bother going up the hill and thus the twist happened. Shirt Lifter and Ruggie helped her back to the car and we had our drink stop â?? Cumming Numb made sure she took the drink stop with her. Although it was raining we didnâ??t bother with the barn as there were snakes in it. BMW knew that. We did sight two deer though. Who could have scared them? Trudged back to the on in, Mother Sucker is learning to talk, so he squeaked out on on and is in fact still saying it.
So the circle formed. And how was the trail? The hares, Ruggie Burns and Edel Vice listened to comments like: Twisty, hilly, wet, there were deer and road apples (an inquiring look told me they are horse manure)
Loose Nutz asked of all people Shirt Lifter to make some comments. Sorry, I couldnâ??t write them down I only had one piece of paper kindly donated by Ralf. The hares had their first down down. They stayed in the circle as Loose Nutz and Showâ??Em had been to town to get them a leaving pressie beautifully wrapped up in shorts (was that right?) Ruggie eagerly opened it up and was well pleased with his 2 1/5 litre krug. It was immediately filled with hash beer and that was his down down beer for the rest of the circle. Only needed filling twice!
The RA got her own down down over and done with, since she needed chauffeuring back from slipping. The virgin was called in, Joy Stick provided with Japanese subtitles! His name is Shozi and is from Japan is over for a medical conference and is a pediatrician. Joy Stick was his teacher, and we gave him a normal down down song as RA was not happy with the suggestion of â??bestialityâ??s bestâ? Ruggie and all hares had to have a down down for Ruggie shouting get you kit off â?? and he wants to get married to a young lady!
Bottom Blower was called in for bringing her harem along, so she insisted that they drank with her, so in went Mother Sucker, Just Kiki and Just Jacob (dog was in the car) Just Paulus and Just Ralf were the prodigal sons. Just Ralf stayed in and BMW joined him for dress sense, Just Ralf was wearing black socks with his sandals and BMW had a longie on. The next mug was presented for 200 runs, yes 200 runs. Get a life Loose Nutz!
Showâ??Emâ??s rescue squad was then called in. Shirt Lifter and Ruggie Burns for carrying her, (The Abominable Barfman is too tall) Edel Vice for taking her in the car and Loose Nutz for alerting Edel Vice. BMW and Betty Boo had one for using bikes. (and it wasnâ??t their bike!) Ruggie joined them for using a bike on trail and of course Edel Vice. Edel Vice stayed to get her leaving pressie: a 0,0000001 litre krug, with lanyard and matching badge â?? Edel Weiss of course. This time Ruggie joined her.
The Austrian / Australians were called in, cool song. Just Simon was then told he hadnâ??t had a down down â?? just what I was thinking! Promptly had two down downs. He then stayed in for hash gear, as well as those wearing black, blue or no socks, so Ruggie Burns, Just Ralf, Just Gaby, Mother Sucker and of course Edel Vice joined in. So did the RA, according to my notes. Then those sporting yellow were called in: Dead Leg, Speedo, Cumming Numb and Bottom Blower.
For P.O.T. BMW, Loose Nutz, and Just Kiki were called in. The RA wanted a proxi down down, so Just Simon and Speedo drank together. For those who wonâ??t make it the Oktoberfest a down down was to be had, please sign up. Just Simon, Bottom Blower, Paulus, Ralf, Gaby, Dead Leg, Loose Nutz. Paulus kept his hat on so had another one. Loose Nutz and Dead Leg had a down down for complaining about the weather. Shirt Lifter had none for being smelly.
Then Dead Leg called the hares in. He had collected two slugs, yuck on trail and wanted the Hares to drink their down down with the slugs in it. They refused â?? unless Dead Leg licked them first AND HE DID! It repulses me just writing it. Disgusting. Anyway a slug was dropped into Ruggieâ??s new Stein, Edel Vice correctly refused, in fact she told Ruggie she wouldnâ??t kiss him for the next few years if he drank from the beer. Not to sure if Ruggie did drink from it, but he poured the rest of the beer away. Dead Leg had his own down down â?? who let the slugs out, who who who. Just Gaby was also asked if she would kiss Dead Leg, as she was also horrified at what was going on, she then choose Joy Stick as a proxy kisser, or rather down downer.
Cumming Numb had a down down for nursing. Nursing the drink stop bottles, and if all meds drink, Shozi drinks to. Shirt Lifter had one for shirking his job â?? his turn to scribe, actually. Ruggie asked Shirt Lifter were did he think he was going so they (and Edel Vice) had a down down, wanted to point something out and had another one, Edel Vice joined him. Again. New Hares were called for. Betty Boo couldnâ??t make the next hash thus couldnâ?? hare so had a down down was caught wanking in the circle and had another one. Just Gaby, Just Ralf and Just Simon were loosing support. Joy Stick had a down down for his stings.
Just Simon wanted to make a point, down down, eventually got Showâ??Em in for being lazy, hill and all that, the hares had to drink for also not going up the hill. Loose Nutz wanted got the words to the old grand duke of York, sang old king Kole instead, so Bottom Blower and and Cumming Numb sang the right song and the three of them had a down down. Paulus nominated Speedo for choosing a nice warm place for the circle, so they drank together.
The hares had their leaving song, we all sang Auld Lang Syne to them. Too nice, so we also sang the eff off song to them. And on a leaving note, Cumming Numb lead us into swing low and them off to the on after, but I took my harem home.
Ruggie Burns: 12
Edel Vice: 12
Loose Nutz: 5
Dead Leg: 5
Bottom Blower: 4
Joy Stick: 4
Shirt Lifter: 4
Cumming Numb: 3
Betty Boo: 3
Mother Sucker: 2
The Abominable Barfman: 2