RA, that is Shirt Lifter did a grand job with the weather, he obviously learnt all he knew from Show â??Em, our retired RA who has moved to pastures green. Anyway a good number turned up, almost more virgins than regulars but who cares. Anyway after teasing us with her huge tub of ice cream, our Hare, Just Heather, co-hare Just Pit correctly informed us of the markings. She really has learnt well. There where checks, checks, boob checks and more checks, some more phallic than usual, i.e. the check was circled round posts. Anyway we were lead around the Au district I believe, and there were so many checks that even I did a checkâ?¦.
I told Just Heather that she had done a good job on the trail with the markings and routes until we kept on running, and running no drink stop in sight. Smokestack also checked out some possible ways. Did you read that right, Smokestack checking? Yep, on her trusty bike. And was I pleased she had it with her. (She is great to hold on when you do a two up)The zoo was smelt, but no drink stop. We found the woods and the Isar, but where was the drink stop? I sort of regretted telling Just Heather how well she did. Part of the trail went via the stream some jumped, but most of us watched them from the convenient bridge. Fools. At last us last ones (I wonâ??t mention we sort of lost trail) found the FRBâ??s but no drink stop â?? it was still walking so our ever so amazing we are not worthy Bier meister hopped onto Smokestacks bike, we were disappointed that he returned but no walkers. Silly us, he bought the drink stop with him. What a hasher!
We met up with the walkers and I stayed with them. Went off the other cyclists though, they never gave us lifts and rang their bells at us. So what we were in the cycle path, we werenâ??t the only ones. At least another four hashing walkers were also with us.
Speedo was already at the on in, had the tables and snacks up. My men turned up as well as the runners. We even had a call on the new hash phone. Good job it is on the homepage, eh!
Our comments on the run:
In and out. Length doesnâ??t count. Very interesting. Donâ??t know. Nazi bikes. Humm. Very good. Short. There. Very good till too long. Just good.
Oh, and as there were a few new people, Shirt Lifter asked us to introduce ourselves.
Hares: Just Heather and Just Pit
Canâ??t remember: just Inessa (have you remembered yet?)
Kats, single Comes in Handy made her come
Keith single, came alone
Gudren, single, Just George made her come
Tori, single comes in Handy made her come
Barbarba, married, Gone Flat made her come.
Teacher: Loose Nutz.
Egregious crime: Smokestack (spell check is amazing)
Taking a ride: Bottom Blower, Speedo and RA
Bus ride: Creamy and Gone Flat
Run down the bikes: Comes in Handy
Not saying on on but ourgh agh the â??rag and bone manâ?? Shirt Lifter
Technologie: The Hares.
Moaning: Comes in Handy
Lost Property: The Hash Horn, as Slap Head wasnâ??t there, Shirt Lifter took on the down down, with the intention never to give the horn back.
FRB: Just George who started drinking during the song so Loose Nutz had to teach again.
(We then found out that although he hashed in Thailand, as he went unregulary and unnoticed so he never got a name. He also doesnâ??t have a mother hash so he is a hash orphan)
Bestiality Loose Nutz â??I can smell elephantsâ? and Dead Leg â??no goats and no sheepâ?
Leaving circle w/o permission: Hares
Quoting Shakespeare: Smokestack and Shirt Lifter.
(Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb)
Technologie: Comes in Handy
Anon and no mugs: Smokestack, Gone Flat, Dead Leg, Bottom Blower
Hands off: Gudrun and George who drank too soon again so they had another one
Need another drink: All virgins.
Head gear and wanking: Tori and Keith
Prodigal hashers: Smokestack, Dead Leg, Just kiki
P.O.T. Barbara, Loose Nutz
Late cummer: Gone Flat
Jumping: George, Shirt Lifter, Dead Leg
Tori liked the singing and drinking, then her and Gone Flat found a connection . Sority
Hares found dead Smurf, so Dead leg joined them
Smokestack and Gone Flat had a song for Keith
For messing up drinking and missing out a verse: Tori and Loose Nutz
Bier Meister as you are not worthy who drank with Shirt Lifter
Pantomiming something: Hares
For almost not coming as he was scared of my Photo: George, Bottom Blower and web plonker, Just Kiki
Wanking. Just Kiki
And the last down downs went to the virgins.
Ocktoberfest hash is from 28th til 30th September
Next hash will be a starkbier Hash, so watch this space
Shirt Lifter: 6
Just George 6
Just Heather 5
Just Pit 5
Dead Leg 5
Loose Nutz: 5
Gone Flat 4
Bottom Blower: 3
Comes in Handy 3