The trail started at the u-bahn. We saw a marking and followed Loose Nutzâ??s email instructions and Baggy Snatch was on TIME! Well she did have me yanking her around Munich â?? she couldnâ??t even sit down and eat her pizza. The trusty hash phone also helped with hashses getting there, Loose Nutz was dead chuffed when it started ringing, Just George wanted to know how to drive there. Unfortunately the stand in â??we are not worthyâ?? bier meister Moose Diver wasnâ??t going to make it for the start, just the circle so there was no warm up beer. Anyway after 3 a few late comers turned up, and Loose Nutz started his talk chalk.
First he thanked the RA, Shirt Lifter for the sunshiney weather, it was a bit nippy but the sun was out. The flour came out with quite a few boob checks. And a drink stop, yeah. Opps, sorry, forgot to introduce the hares, Loose Nutz, Chooi Bush and Just Jamie, you know last years Oktoberfest t-shirt designer. And then we were off. First at the check was, oh, I donâ??t know coz I am always last, so I just hung a round until Chooi Bush kicked out the circle. We went through a forest, I should have mentioned that FC Bayern used to train around there, donâ??t know if they do now. More checks, mud, more mud. We came across an area full of playgrounds, Cumming Numb looked longingly at them, but we just ran by. Had to cross a road, poor Loose Nutz was struggling keeping up, or down with us dfls, so having have to really slow down, he then gave up and showed us the short cut! We came to a sort of quarry, not too sure what it was, but there was no way the drunks at the bus stop could find the drink stop. Hmmm, the walkers couldnâ??t find the drinks either. Cumming Numb and I started following the trail back towards the runners when she thankfully noticed just Keithâ??s leather jacket. We bravely went through the thicket to the walkers and hero of the day, me, found a ruck sack withâ?¦beer! No beer opener but we are hashers and where thereâ??s a beer thereâ??s a way, Just Keith opened them up for us by using the surrounding area. The runners came, so we had a little break then I joined the walkers back to the circle.
And who was there, Tongue Czech and Moose Diver, with beer and snacks. So, we were circled up, and here goes:
Comments on the run:
Good, shiggy, long, beer, experienced, fresh air, relaxing, (sorry but my pen was cold, so I had to keep sucking on it to keep it going)
The hares had their first down down.
Then we had the first time visitors:
Birdman from Colorada, married and was over for the â??skiingâ?
Shriram, for some reason I kept hearing freedom, or threesome.
Birdman had to stay in the circle for wanking.
Another visitor, Baggy Snatch
Just George was in for having a whisk on his key ring but no beer opener.
For denying our men of sex â?? didnâ??t they do a good job on the stats and homepage, Bottom Blower and Just Inessa
Birdman for cuming the longest
For taking the longest time cuming, biermeister and mistress
Technology: Just Keith
Pointing Cumming Numb
Sitting Baggy Snatch and Cumming Numb
For being Irish, well tomorrow is the St. Patrickâ??s day parade Moose Diver and Shirt Lifter
Here is when Chooi Bush grabbed her son who was making his way to the circle â??Youâ??re not Irish, you are Scottish, look at your hat!â? She yelled. (His hat did have Scotland written on it)
Now we have the presentation of the Hash Handy, Loose Nutz proudly handed over the phone to Cumming Numb, who is the official handy holder. (Have we come up with a name for the new position?) But no down down.
Next drum roll, Maximus Erectus for 50 runs,
Short Cutters were Cumming Numb, Bottom Blower and Oktoberfest Hooker.
Walkers were Just Keith and Just Inessa
The hares were called in for having every aspect of the world on their trail.
Oâ??fest hooker for something
Short wearers, Bones, Loose Nutz & hares and Shirt Lifter
Head gear, Bones
Maximus Erectus and Birdman for being very tall
Just Keith for pointing
Then Bones had his second down down
Leaving circle without permission Baggy Snatch
Complaining about beer wastage, Just George
Biermaister for proving us with â??lightâ?? snacks â?? are we too fat? He drank with Shriram
Then Loose Nutz said farewell to his shoes, who had seen him through paddy fields, shig, more shig and washing mashines (look out for new shoes next hash) and the hares joined him.
For wearing a Quam hat, Oâ??Fest hooker
â??Is that an umbrella in your pocket or are you pleased to see meâ? Shirt Lifter asked Just Keith
No hash gear, Just keith, Just Inessa, Birdman and Shriram
For smoking or was it a private party, Tongue Czech and Just George.
Another private party, Maximus Erectus and Cumming Numb
P.O.T. (for the first time ever) Bottom Blower
For looking like Helga Schnieder, Birdman
Pointing, Cumming Numb
No Munich Mug, Tongue Czech and Moose Diver
No stats, Shirt Lifter
Shiny Bottom Bones
Bones then got the Bier Meister in, apparently when one Bier Meister drinks, all bier meisters drink, ex or not
Biermeister for out of date beer, and Bones joined him
And the last one went to the hares, as they needed â??em.
We then took the u-bahn to Unionsbrau, where we were served stark bier and heard pretty naff music, BUT a Schweinebraten only cost E 5, so who is complaining?
On on to the next hash, oh, which will be ours on the 24th March, details will follow,
For those who canâ??t read:
Moose Diver 6
Loose Nutz 5
Chooi Bush 5
Just Jamie 5
Cumming Numb 5
Just Keith 4
Baggy Snatch 3
Bottom Blower 3
Just Inessa 3
Just George 3
Tongue Czech 3
Shirt Lifter 3
Maximus erectus 3
Oktoberfest Hooker 3