After all the latecummers and the hares finally arrived at the hash start point in Fasanerie,
the Hares Just Kiki and BottomBlower showed us the trail markings with the help of Mother sucker.
Trail went thru the shiggy of Fasanerie in the West of Munich. Up some hills, thru some marshy
swamp and finally to a bog for the drink stop of Toxic Red and Toxic Green Beverages
(the green being nonalco).
After the drink stop, there were more walkers than during the first half of the trail, coincedence?
Maybe the toxic red beverage was more toxic than believed to be. Back at the Sbahn station in a War
Memorial park we circled up. Listened to Shirtlifter makes some sort of speech and brought in the
hares- Just Kiki and Bottomblower, comments on thier trail were- short, mucky, too short, twiggy,
good, lovely, no frogs/toads, too long, okay, brilliant, so they drank for thier job well done.
Virgins were brought in for sacrifice: Shauna, single, straight, and Just Justin made her come
SheRa, single, straight and nobody made her come, Chap.. (not even going to attempt to spell it badly)
single, straight and Toytown made him come Erica, married, but not present, and toytown made her come.
Slaphead was the tutor
He was a bad tutor so drank again.
Now onto the Wisitors- Just Justin single, straight and made himself cum
Cumming Numb and Oktoberfest Hooker drank for not doing the boob check (seems self exams don't count).
Hares drank again for a check and 3 X's on a path
Slaphead and Just Justin were FRB's up the hill, with Slaphead doing the Rocky dance (so he drank in stereo).
Cums in Handy and Chap were trainspotting, Keith admitted to the crime too, so he drank with them.
Just Inessa, Just Silva and Cumming Numb were cockspotters (Slapheads leggings were so tight they couldn't stop looking!)
Latecummers- Cums in Handy and Just Silva drank
Pissings on Trail- Ofest Hooker, Cumming Numb Keith all recycled some beer
Just Justin was hurdeling on trail
Just Silva and Just Inessa were private partying
Cums in Handy was to have a Drambiue downdown, but opted for beer
Just Justin was playing pocket pool
Slaphead finally was on key in singing, so he drank
Hares drank for child abuse- seems MotherSucker was riding on the back of the stroller and fell right over Jacob.
Slaphead then drank again, as he sucks again at sining.
Shirtlifter drank for offering to push the stroller up the hill, guess he likes to push people around.
Speedo drank for causing Slaphead to be a bad singer again.
Camel Toes- Cumming Numb and Just Shauna
Just Keith and Just Silva drank for having a philosophical discussion about 'Is white a colour?' 'Green tastes like?'
Hares drank again for setting a short trail
Erica, Chap and Shauna drank for not drinking enough
Ofest Hooker was caught pointing
Just Silva, and Bottom Blower were having a private party- Just Kiki drank too
Cums in Handy and Shirtlifter drank for the weather.
Just Keith was a naked hasher
Just Justin didn't ask permission to leave the circle
Cumming Numb then nominated Shirtlifter for being long winded.
Namings- Just kiki- possible names- Everready, Mother Shagger, Who's your daddy,
new name- who's your daddy
Just Inessa- Russian Male Order Bride, Cockspotter, Cold Worgasm- new
name Cold Wargasm
Just Silva- New Pussy
Cums in Handy was t*inking
All those with thier 25 and 50 run mugs drank- Speedo, BB, Cumming Numb
This is the rehash as I witnessed and recorded (although I took great
notes, I cannot read my own drunken scribble) so any decrepincies are
not mine, but your bad recollection of the events as they happened.
Who's your daddy?- 7
Cumming Numb- 5
Cums in Handy- 5
Just Keith- 5
New Pussy- 6
Just Justin- 6
Oktoberfest Hooker- 3
Just Shauna- 3