Rehash For R*n: 485, Forstenrieder Allee, 26th June 2010

 

26 Juni Hash Trash - Swedish Midsummer Festival hash

Hare:  Paula the Bastard

Location:  Somewhere near Forstenrieder Allee, I think.  I was actually lost the whole time, but now I am found.

 

Pack:  Baby Boiler, Ma Baker, Baggy Snatch, Half Monty, Speedo Gonzales, Bottom Blower, A Little Bit, Pamela Handerson, Toye, Birdbrian,

It was a great day for a swedish midsummer hash, the sun was bright in the sky, the birds were singing and the forest creatures were frolicking.  It was noted that the nice weather seemed to appear about the same time the RA left the country , and we all thanked the RA for leaving some nice weather behind for us.

Our hare, Paula the Bastard was able to set a great hash on in the most Swedish of places, Forstenrieder Park (or at least that is where I think I was).  There were a lot less mountains than Sweden, but there were plenty of trees, which was fitting with my image of Sweden.

It was a great trail for a hash, however most of the harriers walking and chatting.  I guess the sun was a little too much for everyone after 2 months of cloudy weather.

When I ponder of the midsummer festival, it always makes me think of the play Midsummer Nights Dream by some english guy.  Apparently is really famous, but I only remember the donkey show.  I may have seen a different version than everyone else.

Of course, what Swedish Midsummer Hash is complete without the traditional Croatian dinner, while the US and Ghana play soccer.

We did have a couple visitors from New York via Stuttgart, and I believe it was their first time hashing.  Toye, his lovely wife and darling son.

I forgot to write their names down.  Bad Scribe.

 

First the Biermeister drank, because he is the biermeister.

There was then a down down for everyone who's national team is no longer in the world cup (or never made it):

Half Monty, Paul the Bastard, Birdbrian, Baby Boiler, Ma Baker, Speedo drank, and there may have been more.

On a sad note, Sex Goddess passed away on a recent hash in Brussels.  We all had a drink to his memory.

 

The following Down Downs were dispensed:

Birdbrian drank for being the scribe.

Paula the Bastard drank for being Hare.

Paula the Bastard drank for setting the trail on his bike.

Birdbrian drank for running the trail, instead of walking with everyone else.

Paula the Bastard drank for being FRB on a large portion of the trail.

Baby Boiler drank for talking on his cell phone.

Toye drank for being a Virgin Visitors and he was brought out by Pamela Handerson, so he drank too.

Bottom Blower drank for having a new Hare style

Toye drank for P.O.T.

Baby Boiler drank for volunteering to P.O.T.

Paula the Bastard drank with Bottom Blower for making her moan.

A Little Bit drank for being out of the circle.

Toye drank as a proxy drinker for his lovely wife.

Baby Boiler and Pamela Handerson drank for Technology in the circle.

Paula the Bastard and Half Monty drank for talking with Aliens on their GPS.

Bottom Blower drank for getting deep over sleep, and being blond.

Speedo Gonzales and Paula the Bastard drank because they should have been in Borneo.

Bottom Blower drank for ignoring her phone.  It could have been an emergency.

Half Money drank for signing a lame song for Bottom Blower.

A Little Bit, Paul the Bastard, Half Monty, Pamela Handerson, Toye and Baby Boiler all drank because they were cheering for USA in the upcoming football match.

Pamela Handerson and Paul the Bastard drank for respecting Harriettes.

Pamela Handerson drank for having offending material (Symantec)

Baggy Snatch drank for bringing up work.  Personally, I would not have eaten my work.

Half Monty drank for some reason for another.

Ma Baker drank for loving the Soccer Roos.

Half Monty drank for drinking out of his mug 5 times without leakage.

Bottom Blower drank for being late (not sure what that means).

Baby Boiler drank for Humming (he didn't know the words)

Pamela Handerson drank for trying to persecute the Swedes.

Paula the Bastard, Half Monty, Baggy Snatch, Pamela Handerson and Birdbrian drank for not having Munich Hash gear on.

Birdbrian nominated A Little Bit for a down down, for being the FRB (front running bitch)

Bottom Blower and Speedo drank for being DFL

A little Bit drank for having not signed up for Oktoberfest.

Baby Boiler drank for having signed up but not properly in some strange way.

Bottom Blower drank for reincarnation.

Baby Boiler drank because Michael Jackson passed away a year ago today.

Birdbrian drank because something of note happened in the 100 Years war on this date.

Paula the Bastard drank because of the Swedish Royal Wedding.

Baby Boiler drank because he is marrying Prince Albert of Monaco, or getting a prince albert or something.

Bottom Blower and Paula the Bastard drank for humming (they also did not know the words, or are generating power).

Paula the Bastard drank for the midsummer run.

Half Monty drank for thinking.

Half Monty and Birdbrian drank for finding the Swedish Royal Wedding kind of annoying, and only a little more exiting than the Swedish Royal Weeding, which takes place every June.

A Little BIt lead us in the Hash hymn.

The Circle was closed.

 

Off to the pub for some well earned dinner.