After Dr. Poo very helpfully informed us that the S-Bahn wasnâ??t running as regularly, and gave us the times, we mostly got to Englschalking on time.
It was a brisk day, I was pleased I had my ski hat onâ?? a bargain at only â?¬ 10, 00 see Ruggie Burns for more goods. So after a little flour and chalk talk we
started off. A few of us were a bit confused at the train station, as there was a lot of digging going on and we were a slightly worried that the chalk might have
got dug up to, fortunately we soon found the right trail and what a play ground full trail it was, were there 6 in the end?
First playground was also a KS. Our lone hare, Cumming Numb had been to an international hash the previous weekend and was given a bag of Hearshys
kisses. At first she was worried that there wouldnâ??t be enough kisses per hasher, so I eagerly went to the front to see who I could share my kiss with, but
sadly there were enough. Never mind. So off to the next playground, I mean check. Oh, it was a playground. Then the runners had a nice hike up and down
a muddy hill, but the next playground was worth it. The next playground was also the drinking stop. No beer, but liquor. It is a drinking club with a running problem,
so we donâ??t mind what we drink, even if it had been lying around in someoneâ??s drink cabinet.
Next check had a dog peering through the hedge, really friendly and didnâ??t bark. As there was a convenient playground near it, the hashers had another round
of the swings. And asking for sweeties. So the last leg saw yet another playground, then we all gathered around at the quiet S-Bahn car park.
As there wasnâ??t a RA or RB, our hare suggested that we took turns with the nominations. Sort of worked, anyway, here goes:
Joystick started the circle and called the hare, Cumming Numb in. She listened to comments like: not children friendly, no goldfish, the steps were too big,
small something (Iâ??ll get back to that when I decipher my writing) No S-Bahns. So she duly had her down down.
Then Joystick nominated the virgins to step in, they were Shinta from Bonn, the other virgin made her come, she is single â?? depending on the guy.
Philip was the other virgin, from Bremen, he is not available and lamb chop made him come. The teacher was Dr. Poo, who immediately had a down
down after using the t-word. After she finished that, we let her off for head gear, and the virgins had their beer.
Erectus Maximus then nominated Joy Stick for giving out the slowest down down ever, but Joy Stick did drink it fast. Then Horney Bee nominated Dr. Poo
and Just Brad for havingâ?¦sex on trail. Brad stayed in for another one as he had his tit fer tat on. Joy Stick got Loose Nutz in for fashion.
Then Dr. Poo nominated all those who played with balls, Speedo, the Bier Meister, we are not worthy. Erectus Maximus, Pinoccio, Just Brad and Virgin Philip.
Loose Nutz then explained to us how some selfish hashers deprived the kids out of one of the coolest swings, and they were: Speedo, Just Brad, Just Karen
and Dr. Poo.
Joy Stick then got Pinoccio in for checking out the Bild instead of the chalk, which reminds me, why was Snow White thrown out of Wonderland?
She was caught sitting on Pinocchioâ??s face shouting lie, you bâ??sturd, lie! Then Joy Stick told us how the Virgin Shinta moaned to him at the drink stop.
Wot, no beer? I thought that this was a drinking clubâ? so Erectus Maximus joined her in a very large beer down down. Also at the drinking stop, Dr. Poo
and Happy Meal were still going on about hot toddies and hot totties. In the end, as Dr. Poo didnâ??t really know which one the drink was, Happy Meal
explained that a hot toddy was a whisky in hot water or tea and a hot totty was a desirable girl. So now you know. Well they both had a down down.
Those wearing shorts in November were nominated by Ruggie Burns. The winners are, Just Brad, Joy Stick and Happy Meal. He also wanted to get those
pissing on trail, werenâ??t any so he got those doing a number 2, Edel Vice and the others who were sitting, Just Karen, Just Brad and Tonto.
The hare was called in as there were no false trails, no whichy ways, no nothings, so Cumming Numb was in the circle and if all hares drinks, oh dear
only one hare, and if all Canadians drinks, Just Brad joined her. He stayed in the circle, as at the last hash he said he was an American. Fake. It was
decided that the only thing the US was good for was the global warming.
Dr. Poo had a down down for the t-word, then her nomination fizzled out as Loose Nutz called in all those who had mugs for the runs they had done,
BUT didnâ??t bring them along, Horney Bee, Edel Vice, Ruggie Burns, Loose Nutz, Erectus Maximus, Happy Meal and Cumming Numb
Joy Stick had his very own hashy Birthday down down. And we all drank a sekt with him, but it wasnâ??t a down down. Then Bottom Blower had a down down
for being a goody two shoes, as she nominated herself as she hadnâ??t had a down down yet.
As to-night is the reorganisation of the mismanagement, all the old members had their last down downs together: Cumming Numb, Joy Stick, Loose Nutz,
Ruggie Burns, Edel Vice and Speedo. The FRBâ??s were Tonto and Loose Nutz. Loose Nutz stayed in for head gear. Tonto told us that Pinoccio was originally
the FRB, but as he was wearing workman orange he acted like one to, going to the railway line and actually falling in the line so he had a down down.
Just Mel just turned up so he had a down down for being a late comer, Pinoccio and Tonto joined him. Then Cumming Numb got Just Mel and Just Brad in
for having no hash gear on. Erectus Maximus, Virgin Shinta and Pinoccio had a down down for having sex in the circle. It was really really cold, so the swing
low was introduced by Ruggie Burns, Bottom Blower helped him out, but they got down downs for doing it too fast. We then linked arms and did the can can,
those who had no friends i.e. didnâ??t join us had a down down. But you will never know who they were, as I didnâ??t write it down. There were three of you though.
So, we then walked to the on after, an Indian, but the food wasnâ??t very hot. I mean I didnâ??t have to do a handstand in the shower and I had a very â??hotâ?? mutton vindaloo.
Oh yeah, the erections were also held, but you already have the results for that.
For those who donâ??t want to read the down downs, here is the quick version:
Just Brad 8
Dr. Poo 7
Loose Nutz 5
Cumming Numb 4
Joy Stick 4
Erectus Maximus 4
Virgin Shinta 3
Edel Vice 3
Ruggie Burns 3
Bottom Blower 2
Virgin Philip 2
Just Karen 2
Just Mel 2
Happy Meal 1
Horney Bee 1
If I have missed anything out, just add your comments,