When:Â 26th March 2005
Cumming Numbâ??s chosen place for the hash start was in Haar, well known for its mental hospital. Spring was definitely in the air, a really lovely day. The RA did a good job there, i.e. not turning up! Actually it wasnâ??t a bad turn out, half of us were scribes, which is why this is up so late and the other half had to be there or else who could we write about??
So we set of. Sorry it took me a long time to write this, but I was hoping to see the village, there were quite a few comments about the film and I almost found it necessary to watch it, but well, still havenâ??t seen it. Loose Nutz did praise Cumming Numb for laying the trail by herself in the forest, and she even said the creaking and cracking did get her going for a bit. The r*n was very well laid, we walked over train tracks, went through the forest, of course the drink stop was in a playground, famous Cumming Numb trade mark that, playgrounds and there were even some biscuit shaped Easter eggs!
There was one chalk sign that I had never seen or heard of before, a HH, which meant all the frbs waited around for the dfls, whilst holding another part of a hasher. It was just to make sure we didnâ??t have to wait around later on.
Anyway the on in was soon reached and there were some really happy hashers, or should that be happy happies?
So Thunder Thighs got us going by telling us to line up, teachers, eh! So we circled up, and the comments were:
Too bushy, too scratchy, donâ??t t*ink, beau, awesome, blood, cyclepaths, stones in shoes, liked it. The hare went in, Cumming Numb, and she had the first down down. Loose Nutz was nominated as being the temporary RA and started of the rounds. Late cummer, Shirt Lifter. Menstruating hashers (getting scratched): Cumming Numb, Pinocchio, Speedo and Thunder Thighs. N.b.. Bottom Blower definitely did not take part in this round! Elvis was called in to represent the Welsh and Cumming Numb joined his as she didnâ??t really know about the 6 different countries in the 6 nations. Thunder Thighs does not like unironed t-shirts, so she dragged Shirt Lifter in â?? freshly flown in from Kentucky for his wrinkles and flat haircut. Whilst she was being a fashion policewoman, she got all those wearing the same or similar black t-shirt: Shirt Lifter, Thunder Thighs and Cumming Numb, than those wearing white t-shirts were Elvis, Loose Nutz and Bottom Blower. Our RA then wanted to get the missionaries in, called in Cumming Numb for spreading the word in the hole in the ice, that was rebounded though, as that was done at the last hash.
Shirt Lifter wanted to get in those who were playing at the drink stop, but had a t*ink instead had another rebound, gave up and left the circle, but went back for another drink anyway. The walkers were called in, Shirt Lifter, Bottom Blower and Cumming Numb. Pinocchio had a down down for his Day-Glo look. The lunch boxes and camel toes were: Elvis, Loose Nutz and Thunder Thighs. Pinocchio was in again for being a rep. from the 1972 Olympics. He got done for pointing, the Cumming Numb remembered that Thunder Thighs had also pointed â?? a tiny weenie disagreement went on there, so they all had a down down. Pinocchio then tried to get the late cummers in, but was rebounded.
Then Thunder Thighs wanted to praise all the true hashers who turned up for the full moon, so the ones who werenâ??t there had a down down, Speedo, Loose Nutz, Bottom Blower, Pinocchio and Shirt Lifter. Shirt Lifter had a down down for being walker then doing an end spurt to the on in, therefore he was a dfl! Those who hadnâ??t yet registered for the Oktoberfest were called in; Thunder Thighs, Elvis and Shirt Lifter. Loose Nutz gave Bottom Blower a down down for not taking a tip, and then Thunder Thighs had a down down for not having her celebratory mug with her. So, Shirt Lifter called in those who had less than 4 down downs: Speedo and Thunder Thighs ( who was on no. 6 by now) Then poor old jet lagged Shirt Lifter had a down down for bringing us something back from the new lands. It was bourbon chocolate, but Pinocchio didnâ??t read the labels properly and accused Shirt Lifter of bringing choccies with no bourbon in it, then Cumming Numb joined in as she would have preferred a bottle. Loose Nutz had one for P.O.T. then stayed in the circle for his head gear.
Shirt Lifter got one for his shorts, Cumming Numb joined him as he has nice legs. Pinocchio had a quick down down for wanking. Thunder Thighs nominated all RAs, past and present, so Loose Nutz and Cumming Numb had a drink. Bottom Blower was asked to nominate someone. She then nominated Thunder Thighs to nominate but that was rebounded. Shirt Lifter tried nominating but had a down down instead Elvis was rebounded for Shirt Lifters shorts. Pinocchio then nominated the beer meister for his loyal ness, and being as the beer meister doesnâ??t drink alone, Pinocchio joined him.
Thunder Thighs then wanted the English speaking minority, but we were 3:5 to she had a down down. There was then a little private party going on, so Thunder Thighs and Elvis had a down down. Thunder Thighs was very impressed with the hash, so she asked for some more comments on the run and one more comment was added: Mental. So the hare was called in again. All the male hashers were called in, Loose Nutz, Speedo Gonzales, Shirt Lifter, Pinocchio, Elvis and Bottom Blower (future hashers are counted here). Then the harriets, Cumming Numb, Thunder Thighs and Bottom Blower. Those wearing labels were called in, Thunder Thighs, Loose Nutz, Speedo Gonzales, Shirt Lifter, Elvis and Pinocchio. And as Thunder Thighs was had such a good r*n, she asked the hare in one last time.
We all sang swing low, then went to and ice cream parlour for the on after. Thunder Thighs was very impressed with the run, but not so impressed with cafÃ©. That soon all changed when the cocktails and pizzas came. Shirt Lifter told us 6 things you didnâ??t know about Kentucky, and that is your bonus material coming up!
Shirt Lifter 15
Cumming Numb 12
Thunder Thighs 11
Loose Nutz 8
Bottom Blower 7
Speedo Gonzales 6
6 things you didnâ??t know about Kentucky, as informed to us by Shirt Lifter
1) Frankfurt is the capitol
2) F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote a book about Daisy does Kentucky.
3) Neutered horses are called geldings.
4) There is a hofbrÃ¤uhouse in Kentucky
5) There is also a Berlin, Paris, London, Glasgow but not a Rome (was that right?)
6) A famous Kentucky boxer knocked out Mohammed Ali.