MH3 Hash 448 ? Wolfratshausen
March 21, 2009
A decently long trail with a mix of shiggy up a ?small? hill west of downtown, forest trails north of town, and also a nice drink-stop location with a great view. The wankers were late to the drink stop as usual. Thanks again to Baby Boiler for cleaning up all the trash at the drink-stop! Hashers always deserve a nice, clean, non-grafittied drink stop location. Good mix of drinks at the drink stop, if I remember clearly. Apparently the RA decided to have sunny weather that day and most of the snow melted so Baby Boiler couldn?t use all his colored flour.
P.S: The following information is true?except for the parts which are false.
Hash Scribe: BrokeBackMountMe
Hares: Ma Baker and Baby Boiler
Beermeister: Butt Ugly (with a little help from cigar-smoking Speedo)
Fast Bowler and Just Sebastian: for leaving early
Hares: for haring beautifully
Bottom Blower: for making XXX obscene emails to Bones
Fire Thighs: Bringing a virgin
Speedo (160th run), Generic (60th run): for apparently having no life
Virgins: Just Christine (Fire Thighs That Bitch made her cum)
BBMM: Being late (as usual)
Butt Ugly: For some weird Indian reason, and also being constantly injured. Poor guy.
Bottom Blower: Leaving circle early to go home and reproduce
Stinky Pinky: Being ?kneed?ed
Ma Baker/Butt Ugly/Commando: Reproducing recently and often
Speedo: being homosexual in Cuba
BBMM/Baby Boiler: Running in circles
Moremen Hardon: Being stupid
Speedo: Smoking up in the circle
All Wankers: Stopping illegally for ice cream en route
All Swedes: Crying because their ice hockey team sucks!
Baby Boiler and Ma Baker: being over-prepared for the trail
Commando/Generic/Moremen Hardon: Dog Owners
Bones: Lost property and being extremely stupid
Bones: For being even more stupid
Baby Boiler/BBMM/Speedo: Short cutting the trail
RENAMING: Fire Thighs -> ?Fire Thighs That Bitch? (since Just Christine said ?That Bitch made me cum?)
Moremen Hardon: Technology in circle
Baby Boiler and Ma Baker: Child abuse
All Swedes: For (badly) singing Sound of Music songs
Ma Baker/Baby Boiler: Using the ?T? word
Speedo/BBMM/Generic: Having too many orgasms
BBMM: Putting light on head upside. Had to drink DD upside-down.
BBMM: Spilling beeeeer
All Swedes: Fire Thighs was stretching before doing the Wankers trail
Just Christine: Headgear in the circle
Swing low?quick version because it was damn cold.