MH3 A drinking club with a running problem...

Hash number 372 was a thriller !!!!

Dear reader you may recall that I had some difficulties with the last rehash because I could not read my own writing, this time i got an even bigger problem

I CANT READ SHIRTLIFTERS WRITING!!!!!

Now read on on

The merry group of hashers who opted not to take the S bahn that would be 5 minutes late, arrived on time at the sleepy village of Steinebach on the outshirts of Munich, having survived a very long train ride from the centre, the hashers quickly located the 2 hares in the carpark and were immediatly rewarded for their efforts with cool beers provided by Speedo.as it transpired 2 hashers did take the optional 5 minutes late S Bahn and arrived just in time for the chalk talk given by CinH and Horney Bee,

As he was giving the chalk talk CinH casually announced to the SHOCKED HASHERS that he was not staying for the hash, the STUNNED HASHERS quickly started to speculate about the reason why CinH the COHARE could not stay for the hash, and CinH was when questioned completely EVASIVE and was unable to come up with a PLAUSABLE excuse about what could be better than an afternoons hashing in sunny Steinebach.

Eventually after a long interrogation CinH CRACKED and admitted that after a run of convincing innocent young American girls to come to the hash, he had adopted a new STRATEGY of keeping them for himself, and so he had to leave immediatly for a liason, and that dear reader is how Horney Bee ended up COHARELESS during the hash at Steinebach on Saturday evening.

And so the walkers were unaccompanied and were forced to use a map and the help of unsuspecting locals in their quest to find the drink stop, Horney Bee headed off with the runners, somehow the two groups converged at a beautifull drink stop on the waters edge at the Wörthsee, where Horney Bee provided the thirsty hashere with some very strange sweet tasteing vodka drinks, and some other strawberry coloured drink.As it was quite hot at this time many of the hashers opted to take a swim, others simply sat on the pier dangling their feet in the water, sipping their drinks and quitely wondering what CinH was getting up to.

The hashers were eventually scared out of the water by a local woman and her two young daughters, and so the entire group headed back for the circle, the RC BMW called the circle to disorder and started expertly dishing out down downs as follows,

The hare

Horney bee who nominated a replacement cohare to stand in for CinH (who was by that time up to no good somewhere in Munich) and so Ruggie Burns manfully steped into the breech.

Fake visitors

Cockstail, Edel Vice and Tongue Czech

Bike Riding

Horney Bee and replacement nominated Cohare to stand in for CinH ( who by that time was probably enjoying a post coital cigarette) Shirtlifter

Question mark

Betty Boo and Ruggie Burns

Premature On In

Horny Bee and replacement nominated Cohare to stand in for CinH ( who by that time was probably already planning his next conquest ) Moose Diver

Full Moon right side

Ruggie Burns, Edel Vice, Shirtlifter, Cockstail and Betty Boo

Full Moon left side

Tongue Czech, Horny Bee and Moose Diver

Private Party

Tongue Czech and Horny Bee

Black SOX and sandals

Ruggie Burns,Edel Vice and Shirtlifter

Anonymous Hashers

Tongue Czech and Moose Diver

Man wearing a skirt

BMW

Fake Virgin

Cockstail

Time warp/RC ( at least thats what it looks like)

BMW and Cockstail

Non Swimmers

Tongue Czech,Shirtlifter, Cockstail and Moose Diver

Dancing something

Horny Bee and Moose Diver

Rebound Private Party

Moose Diver and Ruggie Burns

BT position ( no clue what that means either)

Tongue Czech

Complaining about being cold on a very hot day

Tongue Czech, Betty Boob and Cockstail

Married too Long

Betty Boo, BMW, Cockstail, Shirtlifter, Ruggie Burns, Edel Vice, Tongue Czech,Moose Diver

Not Married

Horny Bee

POT

BMW and Shirtlifter

Smokeing without a Chimmey

Tongue Czech

WC because of shirt

Shirtlifter, Ruggie Burns and BMW

Countries beaten by Italy in the WC

Betty Boo, BMW,Edel Vice and Moose Diver

Wankers

Moose Diver, Edel Vice, Shirtlifter and Tongue Czech

Calling the Lake an Sea in German

Shirtlifter ( Bitte Fraulien Wo ist das Meer ?)

Car Parts

BMW

Losing Co Hare

Horny Bee

Peeing in public

Shirtlifter

Racism

BMW

Hash Invalid

Horny Bee

Pxnt

Ruggie Burns

Health and Safety

Ruggie Burns

Technology in the Circle

Tongue Czech

Yawning in the circle

Horny Bee

Real Visitors and real Virgins

3 Hot local Chicks ( Shirtlifters description)
Hannah , Sophie and Pauline

Handling Vergins

BMW

Swinging harriette

Tongue Czech

Long Circle

BMW

and finally the swing low and to the on afterin a very nice local beer garden where a great time was had by all.

and so endith hash number 373...

Dont foget next hash will be Joysticks last as a Munich Hasher

OnOn to hash number 374

Moose Diver (Hash Scribe for the day)