Hash number 372 was a thriller !!!!
Dear reader you may recall that I had some difficulties with the last rehash because I could not read my own writing, this time i got an even bigger problem
I CANT READ SHIRTLIFTERS WRITING!!!!!
Now read on on
The merry group of hashers who opted not to take the S bahn that would be 5 minutes late, arrived on time at the sleepy village of Steinebach on the outshirts of Munich, having survived a very long train ride from the centre, the hashers quickly located the 2 hares in the carpark and were immediatly rewarded for their efforts with cool beers provided by Speedo.as it transpired 2 hashers did take the optional 5 minutes late S Bahn and arrived just in time for the chalk talk given by CinH and Horney Bee,
As he was giving the chalk talk CinH casually announced to the SHOCKED HASHERS that he was not staying for the hash, the STUNNED HASHERS quickly started to speculate about the reason why CinH the COHARE could not stay for the hash, and CinH was when questioned completely EVASIVE and was unable to come up with a PLAUSABLE excuse about what could be better than an afternoons hashing in sunny Steinebach.
Eventually after a long interrogation CinH CRACKED and admitted that after a run of convincing innocent young American girls to come to the hash, he had adopted a new STRATEGY of keeping them for himself, and so he had to leave immediatly for a liason, and that dear reader is how Horney Bee ended up COHARELESS during the hash at Steinebach on Saturday evening.
And so the walkers were unaccompanied and were forced to use a map and the help of unsuspecting locals in their quest to find the drink stop, Horney Bee headed off with the runners, somehow the two groups converged at a beautifull drink stop on the waters edge at the Wörthsee, where Horney Bee provided the thirsty hashere with some very strange sweet tasteing vodka drinks, and some other strawberry coloured drink.As it was quite hot at this time many of the hashers opted to take a swim, others simply sat on the pier dangling their feet in the water, sipping their drinks and quitely wondering what CinH was getting up to.
The hashers were eventually scared out of the water by a local woman and her two young daughters, and so the entire group headed back for the circle, the RC BMW called the circle to disorder and started expertly dishing out down downs as follows,
Horney bee who nominated a replacement cohare to stand in for CinH (who was by that time up to no good somewhere in Munich) and so Ruggie Burns manfully steped into the breech.
Cockstail, Edel Vice and Tongue Czech
Horney Bee and replacement nominated Cohare to stand in for CinH ( who by that time was probably enjoying a post coital cigarette) Shirtlifter
Betty Boo and Ruggie Burns
Premature On In
Horny Bee and replacement nominated Cohare to stand in for CinH ( who by that time was probably already planning his next conquest ) Moose Diver
Full Moon right side
Ruggie Burns, Edel Vice, Shirtlifter, Cockstail and Betty Boo
Full Moon left side
Tongue Czech, Horny Bee and Moose Diver
Tongue Czech and Horny Bee
Black SOX and sandals
Ruggie Burns,Edel Vice and Shirtlifter
Tongue Czech and Moose Diver
Man wearing a skirt
Time warp/RC ( at least thats what it looks like)
BMW and Cockstail
Tongue Czech,Shirtlifter, Cockstail and Moose Diver
Horny Bee and Moose Diver
Rebound Private Party
Moose Diver and Ruggie Burns
BT position ( no clue what that means either)
Complaining about being cold on a very hot day
Tongue Czech, Betty Boob and Cockstail
Married too Long
Betty Boo, BMW, Cockstail, Shirtlifter, Ruggie Burns, Edel Vice, Tongue Czech,Moose Diver
BMW and Shirtlifter
Smokeing without a Chimmey
WC because of shirt
Shirtlifter, Ruggie Burns and BMW
Countries beaten by Italy in the WC
Betty Boo, BMW,Edel Vice and Moose Diver
Moose Diver, Edel Vice, Shirtlifter and Tongue Czech
Calling the Lake an Sea in German
Shirtlifter ( Bitte Fraulien Wo ist das Meer ?)
Losing Co Hare
Peeing in public
Health and Safety
Technology in the Circle
Yawning in the circle
Real Visitors and real Virgins
3 Hot local Chicks ( Shirtlifters description)
Hannah , Sophie and Pauline
and finally the swing low and to the on afterin a very nice local beer garden where a great time was had by all.
and so endith hash number 373...
Dont foget next hash will be Joysticks last as a Munich Hasher
OnOn to hash number 374
Moose Diver (Hash Scribe for the day)