The Munich Hash House Harriers Home Of The Royal Oktoberfest Hash

All I can say about the trail was that no show pushed me half way around it. When we caught up with the rest of the pack I walked. My legs still quiver at the thought of that sprint we did. Was a great trail though, woods and trees. And a bunch of hashers halfway through. Gre­at weather, just as Show’Em gets the hang of providing us with the weather we need, she buggers off somewhere else.

Pictures for this run are available here

Anyway back to the circle, our GM, Speedo Gonzales did a good job providing us with beers and snacks, and water and managed to form a circle for the hares: Cumming Numb and the Abominable Barfman,
Show’Em apologised for her voice, or rather wanting to keep it, so made the next few rounds short and sweet:
Visitors: Inessa from Chicago and Baggy Snatch from England
The Prodigals: No Show, Dead Leg, Gaby, Pinoccio, Smokestack
The hares then had a down down coz the RA moaned the whole way
POT Devil, Slaphead, Cockstale and Betty Boop
Anon: Oktoberfest Hooker and Smokestack
Hats in the circle Oktoberfest Hooker
Matching head gear, Inessa and the dog, so Gaby drank for her (the dog)
Then Speedo gave almost everybody a shot of something, did I understand this? was it stuff not drunk at Show’Em’s and The Abominable Barfman? Anyway a big round with Cumming Numb, Slaphead, Devil, TAB, Loose Nutz, No Show, Dead Leg, Pinoccio, Shirt Lifter, Cockstale, Speedo, Smockstack.
For being petite and perfect, Smokestack and Just Alison had a down down, after Barfy found out who the smallest harriets were.
Betty Boob and BMW had one for complaining about the weather!!
Fetch had the unusual sight of a hasher in front of him, so No Show drank with him. And whilst No Show was in the circle, Bottom Blower drank with him for being the late (but not slow) comers.
Shirtlifer had one because of the pink sky, very poetic. Devil had one for mushroom hunting.
Body language (sorry didn’t get this) Baggy Snatch and Just Alison
Pinoccio nominated Oktoberfest hooker but I don’t know what for – oops, not a very good scribe am I?
Devil, Show’Em, Speedo, Cockstale and Smokestack had a down down for sitting down.
For being such a crap song meister, Slaphead was called in.
For talking non stop: Loose Nutz, Devil and Show’Em
Shirt Lifter then nominated himself for being disappointed that Speedo didn’t check, which meant the SL didn’t get no checking either.
Slaphead and Loose Nutz had a down down each for their enthusiastic version of the masturbation song.
Then Fetch was fanning himself, Cumming Numb was wearing sandals and Dead Leg was wearing shorts so they all had a down down for being too hot.
Then for leading the hares in the bush Fetch was joined by the hares and Speedo for a down down.
Poor old Shirt Lifter split his rubber so had a consolation down down.
Then we had a naming.
Loose Nutz bought in Just Alison, just in time really as she will be off to Tansania soon. Anyway she is in the nursing business and was worried about having to go to the toilet out in the bush so a few ideas were floating around, none of which I wrote down, but after much voting she was christened Chooi Bush, chooi means poo poo in an African language. She was not that pleased about her name, but who is at first?
Then Pinoccio and Loose Nutz were given a down down for being gentleman – gave Chooi Bush a towel.
Speedo, Loose Nutz and Pinocio showed off their firehats so had a drink together.
Then Barfy and Show’Em had a down down – another opportunity to drink a good beer before they leave for Engerland. And whilst they were in the circle, the hash gave them their leaving us presents, a bag full of photos, Munich Calenders and beer top stoppers and I do belive they liked the presents.
So they led us into the swing low, oh, did I tell you that we had all the down down songs lamenated on a sheet of paper for us, we sang very loud
Then it was off to the next pup so we could have a better look at the photos.
On out
Bottom Blower

And for a quick round up:

Cumming Numb 5
TAB 5
Smokestack 5
Devil 5
Loose Nutz 5
Shirt Lifter 4
Pinoccio 4
Slaphead 4
Speedo Gonzales 4
Just Alison later Chooi Bush 3
No Show 3
Dead Leg 3
Fetch 3
Cockstale 3
Oktoberfest Hooker 3
Show’Em 3
Gaby 2
Baggy Snatch 2
Betty Boop 2
Inessa 2
BMW 1
Bottom Blower 1