The Munich Hash House Harriers Home Of The Royal Oktoberfest Hash

The hash handy was ringing just before 3pm, it was LousNutz, the hare
that had to step out because he had visitors...... seems that today's
hare ChooiBush would not be at the hash. Panic went thru me fast, then
he proceeded to tell me, she did lay the trail, but her son got hurt and
was in hospital and wouldn't be at the hash, but the trail is there and
so is the drink stop and the reservation at the restaurant. Whew!
Thank god we have such dedicated hashers in Munich.
So, we get to Neubiberg, and were looking for the start of the trail in
the rain, we found the others already there, and after a small chalk
talk held by Speedo, we were off towards the old runway. The rain did
clear up for about 10 min, then started up again.
The runners and the walkers did meet up (not at the drink stop) for an
impromtu drink stop. Then everyone made thier was back into the OnIn.

So Speedo got the circle started after BettyBoop made sure everyone
bought some hash gear.
First up the Hare- Tony and Betty Boop were stand ins for ChooiBush
Then the Hairless people had to drink- Slaphead.
Comments on the run- lonely, couldn't take off, nice airport, earth
embollism, cocksucker, no planes, nice to get out, to to see so many
runners running, wet, nice, damned good, nice walk,
Next up the Virgins- Susan married, wanted to cum for over a year now
(poor girl).
Dennis- its all Susan's fault he is there!

Mars- Friend visiting from Gotenberg made
him come, he is available but got a baby due in 10 days.
Sara- lives right next to the meetup point
so she came, about to be married- so she is not available.
Cums in Handy showed them how to drink.
Pocket Pool was Just Graham and Just Gabi
Visitors- Cocksweller (Gotenberg) is straight and available, Phallus
Diviatus and Wandalust live in Starberg but are from California and are
married. Mars drank too being a Swede.
BMW then took over as RB and gave Cums in Handy a Shirtlifter lookalike
down down
The Dog bringers drank as Susan's dog had a rainjacket so she drank with
Cums with Joy
The Naked hashers drank- Brad, Katja, Mars, Tony, Gabi and Dennis all
darnk
The furtherest hasher was nominated- Tony from Vancouver drank- when one
Canadian drinks all Canadians drink so Brad, Sara, Cumming Numb and New
Pussy drank too
Then the nearest hasher was nominated- Sara had to drink- when one
Canadian Drinks all Canadians drink- so they all went back in.
Then the Echt Münchener Kindl were nominated- Cums with Joy, Susan (one
dog owner all dog owners), Speedo and New Pussy drank (when on Canadian
drinks all Canadians drink)- bugger, my notes are getting harder to read
as I couldn't see the paper that well any more.
Private Party- Just Graham and Phallus drank
Sara was caught wanking in the circle- she drank with Mars
Walkers- Susan, New Pussy, BMW, Betty Boop, Tony, Katja, Cums in Handy,
Gabi and Cumming Numb drank
Sex on the trail- DeadLeg and Cums with Joy drank (Susan joined for
being a dog owner)
Speedo then showed his latest Interhash Tshirt from Hau Hin so all that
have been to an interhash drank withi him Cumming Numb, BMW and Betty
Boop.
North Pole Polar Bears- the Sweds drank- Cocksweller and Mars
Sexy Legs- Mars, Phallus, Graham and Slaphead drank for wearing shorts,
Tony drank for being Proxy Beermeister with Speedo.
Brad and Speedo drank for using Tword.
DeadLeg, Cums in Handy, Sara (one Canadian drinks- I did manage to sit
this one out) for wearing 'different' shoes.
DeadLeg drank again for trying to be a Johnny Cash Look a Like.Somehow
it rebounded on cumming Numb, but New Pussy drank for her (not good to
get scribe too drunk).
Tword - Just Gabi
Not enough to drink- Katja, Slaphead, Graham and Wandalust (stand in
Sara)
Deadleg tried to nominated the mismanagement for not being able to name
just Gabi, that she had to be named in Austria, but that rebounded back
on him so he drank.
Just Graham had underwear on his head and Sara had shorts over her
jeans- so they drank.
No respect to Jesus at the Church- so Graham and Cums with Joy drank
Dennis and Susan drank- as they looked thirsty
Haberdashers drank for coming out on one of the coldest hashes in a long
time BMW and Betty Boop.
Slaphead - nominate or drink- he drank
Deadleg nominated the RedHeads (bastard)- Cumming Numb, Katja, Gabi,
Tony and Susan drank
Sara and Speedo drank for some reason
Swedes then drank again
And Finally Graham drank for being shoeless.

Swing Low was sung and we did Italian (super cheap wine) for the on
after. On On After was Outland in Munich...... was a good night, good
run and hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

Down Down Count-
Tony- 9
Sara- 9
Mars- 7
Cumming Numb- 7
Graham- 7
New Pussy- 6
Susan- 6
Brad- 6
Speedo 5
Cums with Joy- 5
Gabi- 5
Betty Boop- 4
Slaphead- 4
Dennis- 4
Cums in Handy- 4
BMW- 4
Deadleg- 4
Katja- 4
Phallus Diviatus- 4
WandaLust- 3
Cocksweller- 3

This are the best of my recollection of the events as they happened in
my criptic notes. I am not to be held responsible for any
misconceptions, conceptions or variations of the truth.
On On
Cumming Numb