The Munich Hash House Harriers Home Of The Royal Oktoberfest Hash

Shirt Lifter and I had spent a productive morning at the IKEA in Taufkirchen, so were in good spirits when we arrived to set the trail. We weatherproofed the trail with a variety of chalk and flour markings, though in the end, the weather gods were kind to us. Trail was kind of an A to B, starting at Furth and ending in some parking lot near the site of the On After (Kugler Alm), about a 10 minute walk from Furth.

Comments on the trail were varied, and I'm sure all glowing, but I was scrambling for pen and paper, so only managed to take down that Speedo thought the trail had 'no mountains'.

Shirt Lifter and I drank first, just for being hares.
Then we introduced the New Hashers, Just Ruth (single and prefers the top), Tequila Sunrise (single and prefers black) and Just Paul (who likes it on top and crunchy).
Paul then had another go at taking his hat off in the circle.
The hares and the beermeister had another, just because.
Cumming Numb and Just Ruth had one for a private meeting, and Shirt LIfter selected the Left Tit song, as there was plenty of both left and right tit to go around.
Then Shirt LIfter and Just Shawn did a rousing rendition of Rawhide, and drank for that.
Just George got one for leching at the ladies on the trail, followed by Cuming Numb and Pinochio for begging food from the locals.
Just Graham, New Pussy and Just Ruth got one for dog appreciation (Just Graham at that point was probably thrilled to wash the dog food taste out of his mouth)
Just George, Just Shawn, Just Paul and Just Tony drank for unnecessary Olympian-like athleticism (proving that hashers need names in order to become slow and sluggish like the rest of us)
Just Tony, New Pussy and Cumming Numb drank for being from Canadia, and it was confirmed that Canadians don't 'rule the world', they just rule Canada. Comes in Handy was brought in for smarmy comments about Queen Liz still ruling Canadia.
Just Shawn nominated Just Katja and O'Fest Hooker and drank with them for being a ladies man.
The Hares and Just Tony drank for usury

At this point, Cumming Numb was appointed temporary deputy Song Mistrix, as the singing had become just plain appalling.

Then the hares had another, for accusing the beermeister of bad singing.
Just Graham for eating dog food.
Pinochio for not knowing where America is
Hares were called in to celebrate their recent wedding with cake and whipped cream (thanks Cumming Numb!).
Just Tony and Shirt Lifter drank for having white legs
I was nominated for a drink for my poor dog carrying skills (sorry again, Tobi!)
Just Shawn, Just Tony, Just George, Just Paul and Tequila Sunrise for being naked hashers.
New Pussy, Just Graham and Pinochio for something having to do with indicating.
Just Katja for refusing to wear her other hash t-shirt because she didn't have time to iron it.
At this point, my notes say that Shift Lifter drank for 'small beer'. No idea what that means.
Hares and Beermeister drank for Showem's birthday, and we all called her and sang Hashy Birthday.
Comes in Handy drank for never singing
Cumming Numb, Tequila Sunrise and Just Ruth drank for 'not gagging'.
The hares and Just Shawn drank for something.
Just Graham drank for something to do with his shirt

Then we had a naming! Just Graham was brought into the circle, and a few names were thrown around: Old Leeky Dick, Pays for Pussy, Leeky Pussy and perhaps one or 2 others. After applying the appropriate Democratic process, he was hereby named Old Leeky Dick.

Just a few more drinks, Speedo for something to do with his shirt, and Comes in Handy for finally singing.

On After was at the Kugler Alm, and cooler people than us may have gone On On After at some dodgy place by the Ostbanhof.

Final down down count:
Shirt Lifter - 10
Cold Wargasm - 8
Just Shawn - 5
Old Leeky Dick - 5
Just Tony - 5
Just Ruth - 4
Just Paul - 4
Cumming Numb - 4
Tequila Sunrise - 3
Speedo Gonzales - 3
Just George - 3
Pinochio - 3
New Pussy - 3
Comes in Handy - 3
Just Katja - 2
O'Fest Hooker - 1

Thanks for coming out, everyone!
Cold Wargasm