The Munich Hash House Harriers Home Of The Royal Oktoberfest Hash

After being praised for scribing for the 397 hash on Cumming Numb’s 40th Birthday Hash, I went home and wondered what was more important, sleep or scribe. As my oma-in-law says, you can sleep when you are dead. You see I hadn’t written up the 392 hash and that was as long ago Easter, so I dug out my notes, tried remembering why I wrote down what I did can’t fathom it but there was a virgin who came to Cumming Numbs hash and looked sad when he realised that his participation had not been recorded anywhere, so this is for you, Virgin Tom.

Re-hash Easter bunnies galore.

Loads of worms crawled out of the wood for this one, it was a good turn out, but the RA pulled all plugs for the weather, and Cumming Numb, the hare went through how many bags of flour and easter eggs to lay the trail? Lots of goodies in store, like drink stops, game stops and of course a playground stop. We all started off in the wrong direction, looked back to see where the hare was going and sort of stayed around. No false trails but checks. If you want to have a look at the photos, check out Speedo’s gallery.
Anyway the runners made it to the drink stop in time but the walkers hadn’t. Now did we have the drinks or did we have to wait for the walkers? Not important as we had that fizzy stuff with vodka – Beavis looked like she enjoyed it…
Next stop was the Easter games, we were divided up into teams, had to stick our fingers up like rabbit ears and hoped to the other hasher who hoped back, yeah ok a relay and our amazing team consisting of Butthead, Just Sharp and myself won. We were just so fantastic though; quite easy to see why we won. Met up with the frb’s who missed out on the games at the playground. Quick go down the slide than back to the car park for the sacred circle. (Don’t ask me ask my notes)
So, here goes:
Comments pretty damn good, well done, could be longer, darn good, too short, great wide, hopping mad, no snow, bunnies just fine, no eggs.
In goes the hare, Cumming Numb for the first down down.
Virgins:
Richard/single/straight/London
Tony/single/straight/Canada
Tom/Oxford
Sharp/Turkey
And their teacher was Loose Nutz
Prodical Hashers were Beaver, Butthead and Just Ann
Late virgin Jenny from Nebraska and married
Stretching: Loose Nutz and Just George
Wankers in the circle Sharp, Ann, Tony
Transvestite runner, i.e. running and walking Butthead
Chatting up other runners, Loose Nutz (he called it acquiring new hashers though…)
Telefornication Cumming Numb, Comes in Handy and Just Keith
FRBs Speedo and Just George
Wannabe MIB Richard
Cumming Numb for having no rules just ethnics
Comes in Handy for complaining about no dip
Keith for home made badges. Actually a good idea as we hadn’t seen the haberdasher for a while.
P.O.T. Shirt Lifter
Goodie Two Shoes, Cold Wargasm and Bottom Blower
Photo montage (?) Speedo and Tom Shirt Lifter joined them for not singing.
Helping out the hare, Beaver
For winning the hopping race, Butthead, Sharp and Bottom Blower
No down downs yet Katje and Erica
MIB Sharp, Richard, Speedo, Tom and Keith
Wearing yellow Loose Nutz, Butthead, George and Cumming Numb
No gear, Beaver, Butthead, Erica, Katje and Ann
Speedo wanted to get Shirt Lifter in for the 3 stinky fingers but also admitted to seeing Shirt Lifters willy so both had down downs.
Ze Germans, George, Katje, Erica, Speedo and Bottom Blower
Very English Richard, Comes in handy, Loose Nutz and Bottom Blower
Last one goes to the hare and Butthead because of the flowers.
On on to the on after at a restaurant, all had fun and plenty to drink

And here it’s the quickie:

Butthead 6
Cumming Numb 5
Loose Nutz 5
Speedo Gonzales 5
Virgin Richard 4
Virgin Sharp 4
Just George 4
Bottom Blower 4
Virgin Tom 3
Just Ann 3
Beaver 3
Comes in Handy 3
Just Keith 3
Shirt Lifter 3
Just Erica 3
Virgin Tony 2
Just Katje 2
Virgin Jenny 1
Cold Wargasm 1
on out,

Yours Bottom Blower