The Munich Hash House Harriers Home Of The Royal Oktoberfest Hash

Cumming Numb had the support of two other hares – both virgin hares at that, so we had three trails, Old Leeky dick was responsible for the too fast track, Cumming Numb for the too medium trail and New Pussy for the just right trail. Weather was just right for a hangover, not too hot. and a good deal of it was along the Isar, so we were in shadow as well. We all met up at the drink stop after Mother Sucker and I checked out the playground. When the frb’s did turn up, they had the joy of searching in joggesr’s pee and dog’s poo to look for the jelly shots. Poor kids looked hopefully at the jelly but no-one let them have any of it, I did dilute the shots with apple juice though…
Found yet another playground walking back, sorry I didn’t see much of the run, I am sure it was well marked etc.

Anyway here’s to the circle.
RA is the R.H. B.M.W.
Comments on the r*n:
Don’t remember, sucked, lovely ice cream stop, great jello shots, hash polar bears, shitty, worse hash to-day.
In go the hares, Cumming Numb, Old Leeky Dick and New Pussy
Visitors, Pole Dancer from Stuttgart, divorced 12 times, and Funny Chicken Magnet who came by himself.
Hares were in again for straight lines
The scribe had one for being a wonderful scribe, but that was rebounded as she still hadn’t put up the last re-hash from Easter (is written down now) Still a down down goes to Bottom Blower
Hares again for having no cripple trail! (if there had been a cripple trail ,B.M.W. you wouldn’t have had your ice cream!)
Who’s your daddy and Bottom Blower for oh, I forgot to write it down, can’t be anything to do with expecting again though?
Wankers, Bottom Blower and Devil, as she had to go to a party, Likk’mm was the proxy drinker, and of course the hares.
Sex in the circle Pole dances and wife no. 13 ? Shut up and Bend Over
Not too sure on this one, something to do with exclusive sports and white socks, or lack off? Anyway the hares, Gone Flat, Just Tom and Just Tony had a down down.
Just Tom and Pole Dancer were wanking in the circle.
Private party, Gone Flat, Shut Up and Bend Over, Betty Boop and Just Stephen.
Sex and frotatageing, (there are meant to be accents on that last word, but I can’t work them out on the computer, sorry, baby brain kicking in) The hares and Smoke Stack
Then Cumming Numb had her hashday pressies, she has turned 40 you know,
Private party, Pole Dancer and Betty Boop
And Gone Flat and Betty Boop had a down down for being the gift bearers.
Head Gear, Cumming Numb, Likk’mm, Speedo Gonzales and Smokestack
Speedo stayed in the circle with the continuing saga of stories from the interhash, to-day we had the red dress day, so all those who went or were wearing red had a down down: Likk’mm, B.M.W., Betty Boop, Speedo, Who’s your daddy?
Likk’mm mentioned something about door jamy and bugs so Cumming Numb joined him (sorry, my writing is getting worse here)
The hares had another down down
B.M.W. for being Hymn
Speedo for giving a good licking out, (you should also see him eating the jello shots!)
Funny Chicken Magnet for complaining about the website – who’s your daddy joined him
For helping out the bier meister, Just Tony,
Then a very spontaneous naming, I hereby christen Just Tony by the hash name of Bier Meister’s Bitch.
Confused Daddy was Who’s your daddy who insisted that all daddies drank with him, Just Stephen and Pole Dancer
Stolen/lost property Smokestack, Speedo and Bier Meister’s Bitch
For wearing endangered species, Gone Flat
Just Tom, Funny Chicken Magnet, B.M.W: and Just Stephen for not drinking enough.
And the last round goes to the hares.
We all sang to Swing Low, then the jollies carried on in a restaurant somewhere, but I had signed off by then.

On Out
Bottom Blower

The Quickie List:
Cumming Numb 11
Old Leeky Dick 8
New Pussy 8
Pole Dancer 5
Likk’mm 4
Speedo:4
Gone Flat 4
Betty Boop 4
Who’s your daddy 4
Funny Chicken Magnet 3
Just Tom 3
B.M.W. 3
Just Tony from now on to be known as Bier Meister’s Bitch 3
Bottom Blower: 3
Just Stephen 3
Smokestack 3
Shut up and Bend Over 2